Shortest horror story: Valentine's Day. If you are someone who's single by choice or halaat, worry not, just know that you aren't alone and it's absolutely okay. If you are not single and Valentine's Day reminds you of the jitters the B-school entrance exams gave you, it's absolutely okay.
We got your back and have compiled a bunch of jokes that will provide you some comic relief.
Local newspaper's best Valentine's Day message of the year. Bet Preety didn't see it coming. pic.twitter.com/V40fWn9tkF— Pushkar (@Pushkarr) February 14, 2016
When he finally finds your g-spot pic.twitter.com/jgFRLyAW7q— Priyal (@priyal) October 7, 2015
Friend : Valentine's Day pe kiske saath baahar ja raha hai?
Me : Umeed ke saath— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) February 12, 2017
It's so annoying when you love someone and want to spend the rest of your life with them and they don't accept your friend request.— Shivam (@GhantaGuy) August 19, 2015
This is one of the most fulfilling relationships I've had in in my life pic.twitter.com/wBF9CuvCG4— Bratticus (@bharatunnithan) August 6, 2016
The true face of the Friendzone pic.twitter.com/keGxR0DjmD— Sahil Rizwan (@SahilRiz) December 22, 2014
When you have no plans for Valentine's Day. pic.twitter.com/aboJn3VqSc— thewisecrab (@thewisecrab) February 5, 2017
Yaha logo ka roka ho raha hai, aur mere sath ab bhi dhoka ho raha hai.— BeingNita (@VinithaShetty) April 17, 2016
Me on Valentine's day ! pic.twitter.com/zMR458UMLu— bedardi raja (@CopyWalaTweet) February 10, 2017
I told this girl to talk dirty to me in DM. Now we are discussing politics and religion.— Sagar (@sagarcasm) December 12, 2015
Pagli pyaar ho jaayega. pic.twitter.com/jBKDASslm9— Shantanu Basrur (@thefuzzface) July 24, 2016
(late 20s & living w parents)— crapo (@Creepowoman) December 24, 2016
me: mom we r out of eggs so i am going out to buy some
mom: soon u will b out of eggs that cannot be bought
Valentine's day strategy. pic.twitter.com/PDUYG30A9n— izzy (@abcdefu) February 10, 2017
Me- how do you say "i love you" in Spanish.— Shashank (@zZoker) January 8, 2017
She- Te Amo but as a friend.
Texted 'Get well soon' to a guy who's in coma and 'Happy birthday' to my crush. The guy replied 'Thanks'— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) September 25, 2016
*On valentine's day*— डि.के.HMP (@itsdhruvism) February 14, 2016
She: hey, sorry was sleeping.
Valentine's Day is a Western influence. V-Day-shi culture. LOL— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) February 4, 2015
Me: Brad and Angelina are getting divorced.— Kautuk Srivastava (@Cowtuk) September 20, 2016
Mom: Aur karo love marriage.
*Marwari gets down on his knees*— Kshitiz Bhardwaj (@ImmaJoking) February 8, 2017
Girl: Omg omg omg!
Guy: Arey hatt paise gir Gaye Hain dhoondne de
Happy #FriendshipDay.— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) August 7, 2016
You are now at the crossroads.
You could move up to Happy Valentine's Day.
Or end up at Happy Raksha Bandhan.
*termites on date*— Viren (@kaminapun) October 18, 2015
Waiter: what would you like to order, sir?
Termite: table for two.
Single logo ka valentine nahi hota hai,unka toh sirf bhagwan pe bharosa hota hai !😊— bedardi raja (@CopyWalaTweet) February 5, 2017
1. Ask her what she wants.— GRV (@MildlyClassic) February 11, 2013
2. Buy it online.
3. Enter her address.
4. Select "Cash On Delivery".#WorstValentineGiftIdeas
Email inbox:— Akshar (@AksharPathak) February 13, 2016
"Valentine Day Gifts SALE"
"Valentine's Day CONTEST"
"You have zero matches"
Committed guys on Valentines Day. 😒😂😢 pic.twitter.com/V1NYRNKRv2— Bajrangi Skills HMP (@SmokingSkills_) January 29, 2016
I celebrate Valentine's day by shouting in movie theatre - kapde pehen lo interval ho gaya— Bewda Engineer (@abhijix) January 29, 2016
Archies Gallery - Friendship day, Valentine's day,— Sagar (@sagarcasm) June 18, 2016
Women's day, Mother's day, Father's day..
Me - Tu rehendey
Valentines Day— Devanshu (@FameFucking) February 6, 2017
ye bik gyi hai gormint.
Hindu Mahasabha is my last hope to get married.— Shan (@klpe) February 4, 2015
This Valentine's Day going to accept all those LinkedIn requests.— Denver Ka Dhakkan (@tantanoo) February 7, 2016
SAY NO TO VALENTINE'S DAYhttps://t.co/oEuRb0PpAX— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) February 14, 2016
When your crush asks "So, who's your Valentine?" pic.twitter.com/iMKSS8vgIz— Imaan Sheikh (@sheikhimaan) February 13, 2015
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