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20 Worst Pick-Up Lines That Will Make You Writhe In Pain

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09/12/2016 1:28 PM IST | Updated 09/12/2016 4:28 PM IST
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Most of us may have heard the famous pick up-line, "Wanna fraanship with me???" Although it is hard to meet that standard, but never say never.

A Redditor, Arrav_VII, asked users to hurl the worst pick-up lines and answers on a thread and the results were, well, truly heart-stopping. A little search led us on to other similar threads that made us clasp our brain for fear of losing it. Here's our selection of the choicest pick-up lines that ought to be banned as a service to the public.

1. "I accidentally lost my number. Can I have yours?" -- lennyriviera

2. "I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me." -- SandunsGiantEgo

3. "Are you at a bus stop? Cause I am here to pick you up." -- LuckyAssguardian

4. "Good thing I brought my library card because I'm checkin you out." -- dysenterygary69

5. "My name is Chance, do I have one?" -- zubairmehmood741

6. "How much does a polar bear weigh?" "Enough to break the ice." -- WaterRK9

7. "I'm tired. You're tired. We should sleep together." -- Bardoux

8. "Are you French? Cause Madamn!" -- Modern_Hermit

9. "Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be Pi/2 because you are the one." -- TheBrutalLad

10. "Are you the sun?... cause you're hot." -- potato99

11. "I'm going to have to ask you to leave. You're making the other girls look bad." -- alawam

12. "Are you my appendix? Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out." -- MrBuddyHolly

13. "Hey girl, are you a pickup line? Because I'm about to use you." -- Theriegs

14. "You may fall from the sky, You may fall from a tree, But the best way to fall...Is in love with me." -- whatisthisidontevenf

15. "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together." -- ennuinerdog

16. "If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple." -- Pannanana

17. "You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line." -- Tom_Bombadilll

18. "Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams." -- Katie0821

19. "Are you an angle from heaven? Cause you're acute." -- RoofiesandSyphilis

20. "Can i take a picture of you so I can show Santa Clause what I want for Christmas?" -- BrooklynGamer

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