Born into a middle-class Indian household and just graduated from college? Well, what are you waiting for, twiddling your thumbs. Go get that CAT registration form already! What? You are not sure what you want to do next? Well get that form anyway because, you know, "MBA karlebahot scope hai."
We came across a CAT (Common Admission Test) parody account on Twitter that is asking CAT style questions, though chances that you'll find them in the next test are kind of slim. MBA wannabes in Twitterverse are having a good time anyway, coming up with thought through answers that reflect admirably on their scholastic aptitude.
"I saw the strategy of what others were doing for MBA preparations on Twitter. It was too sad; no engagement," the admin in-charge for the account told HuffPost India. "So I setup the account and started doing polls. That didn't work out too well. Then I thought of CAT questions, but they were too tough. So riddle was the way forward."
See for yourself.
1.
I shoot people & sometimes cut off their heads.
What am I?
*Nooo!! STOP... that's not the answer*
— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 4, 2016
BJP President https://t.co/I7iDGMbQtc
— Rofl Gandhi निंदनीय (@RoflGandhi_) August 4, 2016
2.
.@CATExam2016pic.twitter.com/ZtPVGsWPpt
— Ankur Singh (@iAnkurSingh) August 4, 2016
Kejriwal's decisions https://t.co/nBKEaL2wzS
— Champ McLovin (@BolshoyBooze) August 4, 2016
A woman's mind. https://t.co/BoIwVAsHLI
— Her. (@TheSepticHermit) August 4, 2016
3.
The more I am present, the less you can see me.
Who am I?
— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 4, 2016
John Cena https://t.co/l92UBkomQG
— Vikas (@vikasupadhyay23) August 4, 2016
4.
What goes up when the rain goes down?
— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 3, 2016
Tharak https://t.co/MSc8kYR9pP
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) August 4, 2016
Spirit Of Mumbai tweets https://t.co/S7zShSMQtK
— GovernoRatty (@YearOfRat) August 4, 2016
Tata Sky https://t.co/Yzh3GyVdln
— Vedant (@Rig_Ved) August 4, 2016
Facebook status updates. https://t.co/WFYgVn0Men
— तोहार Playboy ऊंगली (@MeetUunngLee) August 4, 2016
Uber and Ola surge Prices https://t.co/hC1NEyxSOt
— सपनो का सौदागर (@nainawatip) August 4, 2016
5.
I am a big threat to humanity,
but you wouldn't get rid of me even if you could.
What am I?
— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 3, 2016
Current PM of India! https://t.co/DW0mxOjaEs
— Pankaj Mishra (@pankajmishra23) August 4, 2016
6.
I am very easy to get into,but it is hard to get out of me.What am I?
— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 1, 2016
Engineering https://t.co/MICXnM98v9
— Rabia Khalid (@RabiThandiCool) August 4, 2016
7.
The more I am present, the less you can see me.
Who am I?
— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 4, 2016
Vinod Kambli https://t.co/Qmu2Aoj8b2
— Mulayam Singh Yadav☔ (@AndColorPockeT) August 4, 2016
8.
LAL LAL HOTHON PE GORI KISKA NAAM HAI https://t.co/2C0hgJ58vn
— Bakwas Rider (@BakwasRadio) August 4, 2016
I WANT TO PUT MY HAND INSIDE YOU https://t.co/1mVWeYFtx4
— Rameez (@Sychlops) August 4, 2016
9.
I can hurt you unbearably and can't be touched. What am I?
— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 2, 2016
Amit Shah. Also Salman Khan. And if you're a Dalit, any caste Hindu really https://t.co/ihzr7p7ayH
— IndiaExplained (@IndiaExplained) August 4, 2016
10.
I can hurt you unbearably and can't be touched. What am I?
— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 2, 2016
Pellet guns? https://t.co/DAaHELRDoA
— Rohini Singh (@Rohinisgh_ET) August 4, 2016
Amit Shah!! https://t.co/8QzqV1aEXp
— LEENA (@kunfaaya) August 4, 2016
Gau Rakshaks. https://t.co/FiCXgNcLop
— Nehr-who? (@threeinchfooll) August 4, 2016
11.
I am a big threat to humanity,
but you wouldn't get rid of me even if you could.
What am I?
— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 3, 2016
Salman khan https://t.co/a88mxF0PVC
— Main Mona (@Bookwiser) August 3, 2016
12.
Two is company and 3 is a crowd. What is 4 and 5?
— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 3, 2016
Bhasad https://t.co/PCS4a1Q4tN
— جویریہ (@pepper_smoker) August 3, 2016
13.
What's cheaper than gold, yet more valuable.Hard to find, but easy to loose?
— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 3, 2016
lose*
tera ghanta nahi nikal raha cat 😂😂 https://t.co/A6sZRAKARX
— Maithun ☔️ Dalit (@Being_Humor) August 3, 2016
14.
I give advice to others,
yet I know nothing myself.
I am a hitchhiker destined to stay still.
Who am I?
— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 3, 2016
Shobha De. https://t.co/O0lxP51cr0
— Mahesh Jagga (@MaheshJagga) August 3, 2016
Arvind Kejriwal https://t.co/RFGctls902
— Vande Mataram (@UnSubtleDesi) August 3, 2016
15.
I have 6 faces and 21 eyes, but can't see a thing. What am I?
— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 3, 2016
Barkha Dutt https://t.co/Gf5Rhbo2MC
— Vande Mataram (@UnSubtleDesi) August 3, 2016
16.
I have a foot on either side of me and one in the middle.
What am I?
— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 3, 2016
A dick https://t.co/hr0TE6dUiO
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) August 3, 2016
17.
I have Eighty-eight keys but cannot open a single door?
What am I?
— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 2, 2016
chutiya https://t.co/QKtAyEwA11
— phukdi. (@thephukdi) August 2, 2016
Fin.
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