34 Just Plain Funny Tweets About New Year's Resolutions

"New year, new me"? Good luck with that.

It’s that time again: You’ve carb- and sugar-loaded your way through the rest of the holidays and now you need to make some New Year’s resolutions.

Need some comedic relief as you tell yourself you’ll go to the gym every other day this year? Below, 34 tweets about making and keeping those ambitious promises.