19 Tweets That Show What Sexting Looks Like When You're Married

Times sure have changed.

When you’re dating, you bring your sexting A-game — the texts exchanged are hot and detailed with just the right amount of kink.

Once you’re married, the bar for what passes as a sext is quite a bit lower.

Gone are the days of describing precisely how you’re going to get each other off; now, a properly loaded dishwasher and your good pair of sweatpants are major turn-ons.

Below, we’ve rounded up 19 hilarious tweets that show how sexting changes once you’re married.