16/12/2014 12:09 PM IST | Updated 15/07/2016 8:24 AM IST

Submitting Early: My Christmas-Good Governance Essay For Smriti Irani Ma'am

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NEW DELHI, INDIA - NOVEMBER 13: Union HRD Minister Smriti Irani during the first day of the 10th Federation of Indian Chambers of Commerce and Industry's (FICCI) Higher Education Summit on November 13, 2014 in New Delhi India. The NDA Government plans to set up separate committees to review the functioning of regulatory bodies like UGC, AICTE and NCTE. It will also launch the Bharat Avishkar Abhiyan (National Innovation Campaign) for funding ideas and innovations next year. (Photo by Arvind Yadav/Hindustan Times via Getty Images)

Dear Smriti Irani Ma'am

My early Christmas essay submission on God Govnance

Myself Class VI student at municipality school with no headmaster. Please fourgive my misstakes as I educated under Congress govermint at Centre. Me borne and bought up under Sanskrit medium. My Prime Minister should be sworn in at sample ceremony after landslide victory, following most peaceful elections (no hate speeches) in world history. Cabinet must be only 12 minsters.

Mast travel by donkey, only if needed, avoiding private plains of industrialists. He mast interacts with pepals through social media, tellyvision and radia. And he mast holds weekly janata darbars on Saturdays. Sunday, off course, is day of rest.

Files to bee cleared by minsters in record time, as promised in election speeches. In fact, all election promises mast being fulfilled sooner than later.

Thousands dams should being built across country, especially in draught-hit arias, ensuring none displaced. There's always shoulder bean plantea cheap veggy tables, fish, meet, bread, rotis rice for alls.

Pepals must twit their problems, if any, without anger, hate or abuse, and post photos of their lifes on Instagramme and Facebhook. Pepals mast not feel the need for hate as prime minister believes in true love.

School childrens must bee thrilled with Him as he is always loving, never scolding or punishing anyone. Not even pulling their rosy cheaks. He mast extended holidays for ALL festivals, irrespective of religions.

The nation mast recorded zero crime in the future few months. Preesons mast been turned into small-scale industries. Polices mast been scrapped, along with defence forces, and all countries maintaining cordial relationships. Only make loves not wars. All have mast given alternative jobs, of course.

Corruption end, as there is no need for it. Economy booming as pepal-friendly reforms introduce. Mill lions open bank accounts and everybody happy. Life beautiful as there is God govnance.

Yours fatefully

Anthony D'Costa

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