Earlier today, a tweet by one Madhav went viral on social media, simply because of how bizarre it sounded.
Madhav, who has the rare honor of being followed by PM Narendra Modi, tweeted out a thread chronicling a highly unbelievable story. He wrote:
it took Twitter user a fraction of second to shut the misogyny. And Twitter shut him up the way it does best -- with biting sarcasm.
Comedian Aditi Mittal had a theory:
In Bhakt porn,— Aditi (hot takes 4 koolkidz) (@awryaditi) July 6, 2018
1. Objects of their desire end up wanting to put on more clothes instead of taking them off.
2. 56 inches does not mean what you think it does.
3. They scream "Blessed to be followed by Modiji" on climax— Aditi (hot takes 4 koolkidz) (@awryaditi) July 6, 2018
5. Orgasm is called Kaliyug— Aditi (hot takes 4 koolkidz) (@awryaditi) July 6, 2018
"You'll never believe what happened next. The women went in to change, and came out in even shorter skirts. I started crying because I couldn't successfully police these women whose izzat ka theka I had so graciously taken upon myself. I'm now looking for a skirt, for myself." https://t.co/FC3r4F0GWI— Shilpa Rathnam (@shilparathnam) July 6, 2018
Traditional Indian men wearing dhoti-kurta used to meet their friends in Ashrams over a bowl of dahi, instead of posh restaurants wearing trousers& designer shirts, they used morpankh instead of western markers to write. Madhav, you have ruined our sanskriti 😭 https://t.co/5hSAMEslmw— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) July 6, 2018
TWO OF US CAN WRITE POETRY, SIR.— Shreya Ila Anasuya ☥🌗 (@shreyilaanasuya) July 6, 2018
I R Madhav, skirts made me mad
Only chuddies allowed,
Only if you're a dad.
Independent ladies scare me witless
As God is my witness,
I'm obsessed with them real bad. https://t.co/uJHWn3YhN5
Madhav Uncle, followed by Grandpa Modi, wrote this at Kumbh Mela after which nanga Naga Sadhus were totally shamed into covering their mud-caked peckers and nuts. Also at RSS fest, after which Sanghis switched to full pants. pic.twitter.com/n6mPnWLP3A— IndiaExplained (@IndiaExplained) July 6, 2018
i'll leave it to other men to pick over the odiousness of the argument, just oing to point out that this is a lie because no one goes to prominent restaurants in mumbai wearing anything but yoga pants any more. https://t.co/Sye2KvjfPo— Rosie Roti (@supriyan) July 6, 2018
Posh Mumbai restaurant w/a scribble board? That cud only be Jai Jawan - guess thats abt as posh as one can get for the sensibilities on display⬇️ https://t.co/bHKVLNug7F— Somnath Mukherjee (@somnath1978) July 6, 2018
Resturant's name is "Prominent Restaurant", Mumbai. It is a posh and expensive place. U hav tables adjacent to each other in this Resturant. Also there is a scribbling board in the restaurant, on which a bakth sutiya shitted his Bigoted thoughts few days back.— Aa Gale Pad Ja (@freedoomer) July 6, 2018
Also uncles (of all genders and ages) women don't get up in the morning worrying about how you're going to deal with what we are wearing. At least in Mumbai. Take your creepy gaze elsewhere. UGH— BookOfGenesia (@genesiaalves) July 6, 2018
Maybe next time creepy uncle can mind his own business and leave the women alone.
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