Gwyneth Paltrow got half-naked and Goop-y for the premiere issue of her brandâs print magazine.
The actress and entrepreneur posed topless for the cover of the Fall 2017 issue, wearing only bikini bottoms and a lot of mud. For some reason, it also appears as though Paltrowâs nipples have been photoshopped out.
The only text on the cover is a very tongue-in-cheek âEarth to Gwynethâ statement, most likely in reference to some of Paltrowâs questionable recommendations for things like vagina eggs, moon dust and detoxing your showerhead.
Goopâs magazine is being published by CondĂ© Nast and will focus on wellness, beauty and clean-eating advice, according to Vogue. In the first issue, Paltrow talks about how she discovered juicing.
âI remember standing in a hippie health-food store in Greenwich Village and I saw a little paperback book describing a âmaster cleanse,â and I was like, Whatâs that?â she writes in the editorâs letter, via Vogue. âI remember the next day [after I finished the cleanse] I was like, Oh, wow, I just did this cleanse, and I feel so much better. I can have a beer and a cigarette now, right?â
The magazine also delves into earthing (better known as âwalking barefoot on dirtâ) and using bee venom for all kinds of ailments, including scar treatments.
âThe doctor stings you [with a live bee] like itâs an acupuncture needle. I had it done on my cesarean scar⊠I had some buckling in the scar, and it really evened it out,â the actress said.
If youâre interested to read more, pick up the $14.99 issue when it hits news stands September 14 or order it online.