These Hilarious Tweets About Engineers Will Leave You In Splits

"An Engineer looking for a job is like an atheist looking for God."

On 15 September, every year, we celebrate Engineer's Day to commemorate the birthday of the legendary scholar, engineer and Bharat Ratna recipient, Sir M. Visvesvaraya.

The day is meant to be a celebration of engineering and a recognition of engineers' contribution to society. Which is all very good and noble. But for many, a more fun way to mark the occasion is to remind our engineer friends about some home truths -- you know, the basics such as the fact that they have no life, no job and no prospects with the opposite sex.

The engineers, however, embrace these swipes at them with a hearty self-deprecating laugh, proving that if nothing, they are good sports at least.

Here are some digs at engineers that we stumbled upon on the Internet. If you are an engineer, too bad!


Mechanical Engineer friend is getting married. He wants to sell 2 TB hard-disk loaded with all kinds of porn. Price 10k. Lemme know 😅

— Sagar (@sagarcasm) July 2, 2016


That one girl in engineering batch

— dorku (@Dorkstar) April 11, 2015


The word "Engineer" is derived from "Anjaneyar" (or Hanuman), who built a bridge and didn't hang around with girls. #ItAllHappenedInIndia

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) September 15, 2011


Happy Engineers day to all those who tries to explain I am not that engineer who repair TV,Speaker,Radio ,Fan ,Motor .etc 😂😂#EngineersDay

— ~ThatPoorGuy~ (@nikbhojal) September 15, 2016


Mechanical engg branch boys posing with the girl of their branch.

— billoo (@MohitParmarr) April 15, 2016


Difference between a Mechanical and an IT engineer.

— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) January 13, 2015


Pool party of other branches Vs Pool party of mechanical engineers.

— तोहार Dog ऊंगली (@MeetUunngLee) June 3, 2016


Anil Kumble appointed as the head coach of Indian cricket team. An engineer finally got placement with good package and onsite opportunities

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) June 23, 2016


When a Mechanical Engineer downloads tinder for the first

— Smoking Skills (@SmokingSkills_) March 17, 2016


When an engineer sees appointment letter

— Aman (@Firki_) December 8, 2015


Ladkiwale: Yeh sab toh theek hai.. lekin ladka engineer hota toh kuch baat banti.

— Saint Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) August 23, 2016


2000: Beta kya karta hai? Driver hai. Chee, mera beta engineer hai. 2015: Beta kya karta hai? Engineer hai. Chee, mera beta Uber driver hai.

— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) September 23, 2015


Life story of an engineer.

— Dead Mau5hi (@AdvancedMaushi) February 27, 2016


Kid : I want to become a writer

Parents : Engineer banega

Kid : Aapko mere sapne nahin dikhte?

Parents :

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) March 12, 2016


Osama Bin Laden was an engineer.





Which tells us that engineers not only build buildings, but destroys too

— Sunil (@akshaykanitkar) September 15, 2015


Conductor : Kaha jana hai

Boy: Kidhar ka bhi ticket de do

Conductor : Engineer hai?

Boy: Haan!

Conductor: *Cries* bhai me bhi engineer hun😭😭

— Akshay Jain (@ComedyBanda) June 23, 2016


me at 6: gonna be wwf champ

god: lol

at 10: gonna be pokémon master

god: 😂

at 14: gonna be astronaut

god: wait for it

[becomes engineer]

— amrtsh (@floydimus) November 17, 2014


An engineer's life isn't complex, it's binary.

— Swagshank (@zZoker) March 15, 2016


Girl *texts* : Dr?

Me : No engineer

Girl : Dr?

Me : No, Engineer

Girl : I was asking "Are you there?"

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) July 1, 2015


Never seen a Happy Engineer.

Who started this #HappyEngineersDay ?

— Saint Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) September 15, 2014


Happy Engineer's Day to all the future MBA students.

— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) September 15, 2015


I wanted to become an engineer,

par ab mai uss raaste se chuka hu.

— Mohit Ghune (@Ghunegaar) December 16, 2015


"Beta tere liye rishta aaya hai, ladki Bhi Engineer hai"

"Lekin Maa dono berozgaar honge to ghar kaise chalega!!!"

— InGenious (@Bees_Kut) October 31, 2014


Engineering student is a guy irate over the fact that the Xerox-Wala outside his college earns more than he will after becoming an engineer.

— udaas priest (@UdaasPriest) February 10, 2013


Who are we? Indians!

What do we want? Olympic medals!

How about excelling your own kid in a sport? "Pehle usse engineer toh banne do!"

— Ojas. (@Ojasism) August 16, 2016


"It's my dream to be an engineer."

lolwut? Beta, kam se kam sapne toh acche dekho.

— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) July 3, 2016


Engineering makes you everything except an Engineer.

— Swagshank (@zZoker) April 5, 2015


Engineer are so freaking smart.

— Feline (@SlinkyFeline_) September 15, 2016


This is how engineers answer the matching questions.👇👇👇

— Super Commando Dhruv (@Eaglesiar) September 15, 2016


If you are a victim of "Engineering mein bohat scope hai"! Then Happy #EngineersDay to you too :D

— Prashant (@CyberKhiladi) September 15, 2016


When an engineer finally gets married.

— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) January 25, 2015


*Engineer flirting* Engg:Are you ultratech cement? Girl:What? Engg:Because you are "The Engineer's Choice"

— डि.के. (@itsdhruvism) May 17, 2015


An Engineer looking for a job is like an atheist looking for God.

— Poor Spoiled Brat (@TheLastPeg) April 13, 2016


Pic1: Me before engineering

Pic2: Me after engineering!

— पारेवुं!™🕊 (@Parevu_Tweets) September 15, 2016


"Happy Engineer's Day to all engineers throughout the country, without you guys we'd be in total loss." - Shaadi dot com

— A muse sing (@LoKarloFollow) September 15, 2013


It's #EngineersDay today.

That's amazing.

Had no clue there was a day dedicated to masturbating in a hostel for 4 years.

— Sorabh Pant (@hankypanty) September 15, 2016


Engineers with and without MBA

— The Viral Fever (@TheViralFever) September 15, 2016



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