Are you the kind whose nightmares are filled with vegetables? Do you lose your appetite at the very sight of vegetables on your plate?
Then we have the perfect list of tweets for you. And if you are one of those super cool vegetarians who laugh along with their non-vegetarian friends' silly jokes, this one's going to have you in splits as well.
Just sneaked butter chicken into a vegetarian office today and had the best lunch in ages! Thats right! Jo ukhaadna hai ukhaad lo bc
— A. (@Punjaabi_Tadkaa) July 14, 2016
I make sure its vegetarian before liking any food pic
— San. (@ImSandeshJain) July 18, 2016
If there is a foodie's paradise on Marwari vegetarian world...
It's here. It's here. It's here.
Written on a flight leaving Indore.
— Prasun Jain (@prasunjain) May 2, 2016
It's so damn difficult for a pure vegetarian like me to survive outside India😒😒
— Aparna Sharma (@Iamaparna2393) July 28, 2016
I tasted Lamb by mistake yesterday night. Still puking. How do you guys even eat Non Veg food?
— Sharad (@Marwaari) June 14, 2015
Types of Vegetarian in India
Eats eggs in disguise in cakes
Eats only egg
Eats only gravy
Eats non veg without onion n garlic
— Aadha_Kameena.. (@patrose2020) July 21, 2016
सवाल: "तुम Non Veg क्यों नही खाते?"
जवाब: "मेरा पेट कोई श्मशान नहीं है जो इसमें मरे हुए को जगह दे"
— Sharad (@Marwaari) June 27, 2014
To all the vegetarian in India : eggs are cheaper than some vegetables.
Just looking out for you guys
— Sunchartist (@Sunchartist) July 15, 2016
Heard that the guy who had displayed meat in front of the Jain temple in Thane suffered a stroke today. Coincidence much?
— Sharad (@Marwaari) September 20, 2015
I am the real minority in India! Am not a Sickular, Baba Worshipper, Tuesday Vegetarian, Sanskari, Communist, Peace Buyer or a Hindu-basher!
— Asura (@iAsura_) June 30, 2016
There are 4.types of people in India . Vegetarian,non vegetarian, Tuesday & Saturday! Lol !
— Johny Mk (@BabuJohny) June 18, 2016
Current emotion : I need only the butter chicken gravy. Cos semi-veg.
— no (@mumbaiifreak) November 17, 2013
It's a sin for a Jain to be on twitter because most of the tweets here are non-veg.
— PhD in sarcasm*****! (@I_Atheist_) June 17, 2016
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