Mondays have always got a bad rap (and we're sure for good reason). Basically, every single minute from Friday evening leads up to the painful and dragged out death that is Monday morning office hour. If you have a job, good for you -- you are doomed to 24 hours of trying to get over the weekend. And if you don't have a job, good luck convincing your parents why you don't.
Mondays are also synonymous with endless yawns, infinite cups of coffee and questioning your existence in general.
But at least you aren't suffering alone.
Here are some hilarious tweets that will help you put up your best Monday face.
Monday is temporary. Sadness is permanent.
— ABVan (@ABVan) June 8, 2015
Do you hear that? That's Monday getting closer and closer and closer.
— Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) June 19, 2016
2: Monday Morning pic.twitter.com/Wjl9yS91bb
— Dj (@friendlii_ghost) May 30, 2015
Moon : 1 Day on moon is 29.5 earth days.
Earth : Dude, people call it monday here.
— God Particle (@Gott_Partikel) November 3, 2014
By the time you realise that Sunday is spreading its arms to hug you, Monday arrives with its hands trying to strangle you.
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) June 18, 2016
Never trust a person who smiles brightly on a Monday morning.
— महिमा (@AGirlOfHerWords) March 25, 2013
"Monday is that magical day with infinite time where all work can be completed" ~ Friday
— dorku (@Dorkstar) September 4, 2015
Friday Evening vs Monday Morning pic.twitter.com/nFJSVmCEn2
— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) May 16, 2016
Can't sleep on Sunday Mornings.
Can't wake up on Monday Mornings.
Tragedy of life.
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) September 13, 2015
Monday is more like Mann-nahi hai-day.
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) June 29, 2015
We can beat the Monday blues. We shall overcome 'सोम'day.
— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) April 20, 2015
I always keep an image of a punctured tyre handy just in case I'm late for an important meeting on a Monday morning.
— mihir (@mihirmodi) March 2, 2015
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) December 22, 2014
Monday in nothing but just an answer to the question 'Do you like your job?'
— A muse sing (@LoKarloFollow) August 5, 2013
Your weekend is bartender's Monday
— Retarded Writer (@retardedwriter) June 25, 2015
"It's alright, dear human being. I don't like you either." - Monday
— Shivam (@GhantaGuy) April 9, 2012
More than Monday, I dread people at work asking me "How was your weekend?"
— GRV (@MildlyClassic) November 11, 2012
Friday is when you know the value of life and Monday is when you realise the price of it.
— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) May 23, 2016
In the middle of your Sunday night dinner, when realization about a Monday morning approaching, kicks in pic.twitter.com/L15EIS1onv
— Pranav (@pranavsapra) July 5, 2015
Every Monday morning calculating the weekend expenses pic.twitter.com/lYcqmVp9iG
— ROFLaaLa (@ROFLaaLa) July 4, 2016
If you wake up early enough on a Sunday, you can hear Monday laugh at you.
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) April 24, 2016
[snoozes alarm on Monday morning]
Ugh just five more days
— amrtsh (@floydimus) May 30, 2016
Everybody hates Monday, but for different reasons:
Poor kids: No school
Unemployed Adult: No job
Strange but true!
— Professor (@BeerOholic) August 26, 2013
"Monday fir aa gaya bc" - Muhammad Ali (1973)
— Rofl ☔️ Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) June 6, 2016
Not sure about terrorism but Monday surely has no religion, kills everyone equally.
— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) January 12, 2015
Today was the Monday-est Monday of all Mondays.
— π (@pi_alize) November 2, 2015
Don't ask me how am I on a Monday, I might start crying and hug you.
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) August 31, 2015
"Somvaar" doesn't sound as terrifying as "Monday" does.
— Deepshikha (@Tweepshikha) May 8, 2016
Monday face set. pic.twitter.com/qcqsutKzU1
— Denver Ka Dhakkan (@tantanoo) February 8, 2016
Me going to work on a Monday Morning pic.twitter.com/sp9aQQDzn4
— The-Lying-Lama ☔️ (@KyaUkhaadLega) March 30, 2015
Boy, are you Monday, because you came too soon.
— Animisha (@anymysha) November 2, 2015
Being grumpy is Monday-tory.
— Pathikrit Sanyal (@BucketheadCase) February 24, 2014
me all through Monday pic.twitter.com/YeZ1H6CjVh
— Srishti Dixit (@srishtidixit) December 7, 2015
Monday sucks partly because it's monday and partly because of the continuous reminders that it's monday.
— Zorg (@prtxt) October 15, 2012
I miss school and college the most on Monday mornings because I can't just decide to bunk office. You are not your own boss anymore.
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) April 18, 2016
Aaj fir jeene ki tamanna hai...
Aaj fir Monday ka iraada hai...
— The-Lying-Lama ☔️ (@KyaUkhaadLega) September 28, 2015
I'm outta here.