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Literally The 36 Funniest Tweets About Monday That Prove You Aren't Suffering Alone

Khooni Monday.
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Mondays have always got a bad rap (and we're sure for good reason). Basically, every single minute from Friday evening leads up to the painful and dragged out death that is Monday morning office hour. If you have a job, good for you -- you are doomed to 24 hours of trying to get over the weekend. And if you don't have a job, good luck convincing your parents why you don't.

Mondays are also synonymous with endless yawns, infinite cups of coffee and questioning your existence in general.

But at least you aren't suffering alone.

Here are some hilarious tweets that will help you put up your best Monday face.

1.

Monday is temporary. Sadness is permanent.

— ABVan (@ABVan) June 8, 2015

2.

Do you hear that? That's Monday getting closer and closer and closer.

— Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) June 19, 2016

3.

1: sunday

2: Monday Morning pic.twitter.com/Wjl9yS91bb

— Dj (@friendlii_ghost) May 30, 2015

4.

Moon : 1 Day on moon is 29.5 earth days.

Earth : Dude, people call it monday here.

— God Particle (@Gott_Partikel) November 3, 2014

5.

By the time you realise that Sunday is spreading its arms to hug you, Monday arrives with its hands trying to strangle you.

— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) June 18, 2016

6.

Never trust a person who smiles brightly on a Monday morning.

— महिमा (@AGirlOfHerWords) March 25, 2013

7.

"Monday is that magical day with infinite time where all work can be completed" ~ Friday

— dorku (@Dorkstar) September 4, 2015

8.

Friday Evening vs Monday Morning pic.twitter.com/nFJSVmCEn2

— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) May 16, 2016

9.

Can't sleep on Sunday Mornings.

Can't wake up on Monday Mornings.

Tragedy of life.

— Sagar (@sagarcasm) September 13, 2015

10.

Monday is more like Mann-nahi hai-day.

— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) June 29, 2015

11.

We can beat the Monday blues. We shall overcome 'सोम'day.

— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) April 20, 2015

12.

I always keep an image of a punctured tyre handy just in case I'm late for an important meeting on a Monday morning.

— mihir (@mihirmodi) March 2, 2015

13.

Monday

pic.twitter.com/KBPshre28e

— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) December 22, 2014

14.

Monday in nothing but just an answer to the question 'Do you like your job?'

— A muse sing (@LoKarloFollow) August 5, 2013

15.

Your weekend is bartender's Monday

— Retarded Writer (@retardedwriter) June 25, 2015

16.

"It's alright, dear human being. I don't like you either." - Monday

— Shivam (@GhantaGuy) April 9, 2012

17.

More than Monday, I dread people at work asking me "How was your weekend?"

— GRV (@MildlyClassic) November 11, 2012

18.

Friday is when you know the value of life and Monday is when you realise the price of it.

— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) May 23, 2016

19.

In the middle of your Sunday night dinner, when realization about a Monday morning approaching, kicks in pic.twitter.com/L15EIS1onv

— Pranav (@pranavsapra) July 5, 2015

20.

Every Monday morning calculating the weekend expenses pic.twitter.com/lYcqmVp9iG

— ROFLaaLa (@ROFLaaLa) July 4, 2016

21.

If you wake up early enough on a Sunday, you can hear Monday laugh at you.

— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) April 24, 2016

22.

[snoozes alarm on Monday morning]

Ugh just five more days

— amrtsh (@floydimus) May 30, 2016

23.

Everybody hates Monday, but for different reasons:

Kids: School

Poor kids: No school

Adults: Job

Unemployed Adult: No job

Strange but true!

— Professor (@BeerOholic) August 26, 2013

24.

"Monday fir aa gaya bc" - Muhammad Ali (1973)

— Rofl ☔️ Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) June 6, 2016

25.

Not sure about terrorism but Monday surely has no religion, kills everyone equally.

— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) January 12, 2015

26.

Today was the Monday-est Monday of all Mondays.

— π (@pi_alize) November 2, 2015

27.

Don't ask me how am I on a Monday, I might start crying and hug you.

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) August 31, 2015

28.

"Somvaar" doesn't sound as terrifying as "Monday" does.

— Deepshikha (@Tweepshikha) May 8, 2016

29.

Monday face set. pic.twitter.com/qcqsutKzU1

— Denver Ka Dhakkan (@tantanoo) February 8, 2016

30.

Me going to work on a Monday Morning pic.twitter.com/sp9aQQDzn4

— The-Lying-Lama ☔️ (@KyaUkhaadLega) March 30, 2015

31.

Boy, are you Monday, because you came too soon.

— Animisha (@anymysha) November 2, 2015

32.

Being grumpy is Monday-tory.

— Pathikrit Sanyal (@BucketheadCase) February 24, 2014

33.

me all through Monday pic.twitter.com/YeZ1H6CjVh

— Srishti Dixit (@srishtidixit) December 7, 2015

34.

Monday sucks partly because it's monday and partly because of the continuous reminders that it's monday.

— Zorg (@prtxt) October 15, 2012

35.

I miss school and college the most on Monday mornings because I can't just decide to bunk office. You are not your own boss anymore.

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) April 18, 2016

36.

Aaj fir jeene ki tamanna hai...

Aaj fir Monday ka iraada hai...

— The-Lying-Lama ☔️ (@KyaUkhaadLega) September 28, 2015

I'm outta here.

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