12/05/2016 12:14 PM IST | Updated 19/07/2016 3:09 PM IST

30 Bollywood Jokes Every Indian Must Read Right Now


If something is as religiously followed as cricket in India, it is the Bollywood. Be it genres, high drama, set pieces, impossible stunts or music, the cult of Indian cinema, in all its glory through its mainstream Hindi and regional outreach, is nurtured by millions of Indians who are deeply invested in it.

Having said that, it is also the butt of some of the best (worst) jokes you will ever read. Nothing is sacred, everyone's a fair target.

See for yourself:

1. Sorry rabba.

2. Yes please.

3. Where's my calculator?

4. Very sad.

5. Dammmnnn.

6. Hardwork pays off!

7. All.

8. Sanskaar maxxx.

9. Every goddamn video ever.

10. Anything.

11. Truth.

12. Same.

13. Never playing Prince of Persia again.

14. True.

15. On point.

16. And some life lessons.

17. And the award for the best joke goes to...

18. Maa ke haath ka khaana <3

19. Have to ketchup on jokes.

20. Will try this next time.

21. :'(

22. Madhur Bhandarkar will call this joke a joke.

23. Relatable.

24. Our genres are the best.

25. Lol.

26. Same.

27. Cab drivers have zero chills.

28. Oh man.

29. Aaaaand...

30. ... I'm out of here.

Until next time.

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