Amitabh Bachchan's career graph has seen more ups and downs than a road during monsoons in India. Be it TV shows, films, endorsements, and most recently singing for free, Bachchan's has juggled several roles with aplomb.
This 73-year-old actor works tirelessly in double shifts and does the combined work of two young men. But he does find some time to tweet despite his busy schedule. Tweets so mysterious that they make us wish Robert Langdon was a real person available to decode what they meant.
Here are some of the tweets by BigB that went over our heads like Shoaib Akhtar's bouncers.
1. Buzzzaagaada hoga tera baap.
T 852 - Buzaaggadaa ! buzzadddhabhaa ! baazzuddahhabusaza ! erm .. thats the engine within me .. pushing, rushing, conducting .. nonstop !!
— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) August 30, 2012
2. That innocence.
@AMITADAHEUR2 there is nothing there to see
— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) April 1, 2016
3. CAT question 2016.
T 1635 -'Why is "All Together" written separately, but "Separately" is written all together ?'~
— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) October 5, 2014
T 1380 - August has the highest percentage of births, unless food mixed with saliva you can't taste it, average person falls asleep in 7 min
— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) February 6, 2014
5. Use your Parker pen goddammit.
T 1332 -Don’t understand banks. Why they attach chains to their pens. If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pen.
— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) December 24, 2013
T 1334 - last tweet number should be this not 1333..!!
— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) December 26, 2013
7. This banter though. BigB has no chill.
— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) March 27, 2016
8. *puff* *puff* *pass*
T 1994 - Happy Engineer's Day ..haha.. each day is a day of some day, that the day of day we day, we day it today .. !!
— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) September 14, 2015
9. That's the sound of a generator starting, right?
baadoomba .. !! https://t.co/RFLxwW13NP
— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) August 10, 2015
10. Calm down, megastar.
T 1900 - FaceBook 21 MILLION ... !! Thank you all .. aiming for 30 MILLION now !! and then more .. !! YEAAAAHHHHHHHH !! BAAADOOOMBA !!
— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) June 17, 2015
11. AKJDSKJDDCHJBCDBHJCDHJSBDHJJHBCD !!!
T 1745 - YYEAFFSAFFCCCCCCCOOOOOHHHAAAAAAAAMMMMMM !!!
Bas aise hi man hua ki aisa kuch likh dun .. !!
— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) January 21, 2015
12. Aisa unearth mat karo.
T 1330 -'the' EARTH' without ART is just 'EH'..." ~ thank you Maryam ..
— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) December 22, 2013
13. Deviyo aur Sajjano, kuch samajh aaya?
T 1788 - What me worry ? chit bhi tera , pat bhi tera .. ek toh apna hona chahiye .. hai na ??
— Amitabh Bachchan (@SrBachchan) March 3, 2015
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