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20 Tweets That Show Office Productivity Has Crashed A Day Before Holi

20 Tweets That Show Office Productivity Has Crashed A Day Before Holi
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One cannot simply ask Holi kab hai? without asking Kab hai Holi?

Holi is the festival of colours. Like many other festivals in India, Holi also signifies a victory of good over evil. For the first time in the history of Pakistan, the country will get a public holiday on holi.

Celebrated with colours (that generally don't go off your nails for weeks), sweets, bhaang and Rang Barse blasting on the speakers of your society, it is also the day when your clothes become the 'pocha'.

Social media, like always, had something to say about the festival of colours.

1. Zombies.

I'm really looking forward to all your Holi selfies tomorrow. Please upload as many as you can. I also wish there was a font for sarcasm.

� Akshar (@AksharPathak) March 5, 2015

2. Indeed.

Post Holi nap is the best one you will have all year. Brought to you by colours, food, bhang and exhaustion.

� dorku (@Dorkstar) March 17, 2014

3. Laal.

Holi has left a lot of people at work red-faced today..

� Frootifer Vajpayee (@Oinkoo) March 28, 2013

4. And some happy news!

#WATCH: Widows in Vrindavan (UP) celebrate #Holihttps://t.co/5QoqAZevla

� ANI (@ANI_news) March 21, 2016

5. Be responsible.

6. Awww!

I miss holi in india already!!!! Waaaaaahhhhh!

� PRIYANKA (@priyankachopra) March 22, 2016

7. Je baat!

Saving water this Holi by not taking a bath. Like everyday.

� Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) March 21, 2016

8. Tatkal ticket > IIM-A seat.

"The best feeling in the world?"

"When I kiss you?"

"Na re pagli, Holi ya Diwali pe IRCTC pe tatkal ticket book ho jaye!"

� त�हार Playboy ���ल� (@MeetUunngLee) March 21, 2016

9. Ji Saab!

10. Thank you, Pakistan.

Thank You Pakistan for letting us celebrate Diwali & Holi in the same week.

� Kabir (@The_Sleigher) March 19, 2016

11. And the animals will love you back.

On Holi, do not put colour on animals please.

Via @hemalisodhipic.twitter.com/dFPEX6MNxT

� Aparna Jain (@Aparna) March 17, 2016

13. Be a man.

#Holi should stop being an excuse to sexually harrass #women | @barman_rini | https://t.co/uQpBex4wCG#safetypic.twitter.com/LuUxTQ1NFZ

� DailyO (@DailyO_) March 21, 2016

14. Science!

70% of human body is water.

kill yourself and support waterless holi.

� God Particle (@Gott_Partikel) March 16, 2016

15. Dia Mirza received a lot of flak on social media for this tweet.

The irony of the times we live in: farmers commit suicide due to drought and people waste water to 'play' #Holi.Go ahead call me anti-Hindu.

� Dia Mirza (@deespeak) March 16, 2016

And someone pointed out her photos from previous years.

Hi @deespeak, can you help me identify who is in these photos playing Holi without guilt? https://t.co/rAP8LDwRc7pic.twitter.com/RcDeIVMp0j

� Kartikeya Tanna (@KartikeyaTanna) March 16, 2016

16. Every Holi ever.

When you are scared of people throwing colors at you but can't miss your flight #HappyHolipic.twitter.com/q0sxPwfHDg

— Bakwas Rider (@BakwasRadio) March 6, 2015

17. Only Irrfan Khan fans will get this.

"Bura maano ya na maano holi hai"

� Irrfan Khan

� Shan (@klpe) March 20, 2016

18. Captain Obvious.

There will always be that one guy who screams in the middle �HOLI HAI� just so everyone doesn�t get confused and start thinking it�s Diwali.

� k (@krazyfrog) March 27, 2013

19. Please, Basanti.

Rang de Basanti, mere paas khatam ho gaya hai.

— Unique idiot (@UniqueIdiot_) March 27, 2013

20. Deep.

No, seriously. If Holi is a festival of Colors, why are other channels celebrating it?

� Denver Ka Dhakkan (@tantanoo) March 8, 2012

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