14/01/2015 5:18 PM IST | Updated 15/07/2016 8:24 AM IST

How To Ruin A Date In 5 Words--Twitter Weighs In

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INDIA - MARCH 20: Young Indian couple sit on seawall at sunset at Nariman Point, Mumbai, formerly Bombay, India (Photo by Tim Graham/Getty Images)

"It burns when I pee"...."I'm based out of Noida"....""Matlab you are a feminist?" are #FiveWordsToRuinADate, which is the top trending worldwide hashtag on Twitter today.

Laughter and mirth pervaded the cyberspace as the Twitter-peeps thought up lines that can end a promising date in a moment.

Here are some of the wittiest ones. These could also prove useful in ending a bad date.