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Internet Excavation Exposes How A Comedian Destroyed A Nation

As an internet historian whose job is to dig into the muck of ad-choked websites from the Age of Outrage (circa 2000-2050 Before Sense), I get to read a lot of strange stuff online, starring our melodramatic ancestors (the Outrage Humans). Only a week back, the historian internet was broken by the unveiling of the Padashian Butt, an ancient silicone relic that was greatly revered by the Outrage Humans. Today, I'm going to put that discovery to shame, by narrating, for the first time ever, the story of Pelpur.