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"Will you walk into my parlour?" said the spider to the fly,
a) "You'll learn some Eastern wisdom if you sit here on my thigh."
b) "My staff will frisk you for hidden cams, kindly do not mind."
c) "Our payment terms are flexible: land or cash or kind."
C is for Cow. Cow is our mummy.
May it roam everywhere except your tummy.
R is for Rape. So many to blame,
But lets not discuss it, it brings India shame.