Sorry Mark Zuckerberg, Your Free Lunch Offer Was Just Too Hard To Digest

There have been a few unsuspecting, gullible innocents who signed up for Free Basics or added the tri-colour gradient to their profile picture. Most would have because their friends did it or because Free Basics sounded so noble in its cause or because the tri-colour gradient on the DP looked so patriotic. Nevertheless, the collective consciousness of an aware India was able to detect some, if not all of the billion shades of red between 'Free' and 'Neutral'.