Every third man on Tinder describes himself as "sapiosexual". About two out of every three thinks that it means preferring <em>The Wire</em> to <em>Game of Thrones</em>. The Sapiosexual likes to brag that it takes more than a pretty face to win him over, as if there were a million pretty women standing outside his door screaming "PICK ME! ME!" When he says he's attracted to intelligence, he means that he wants to date hot women with PhDs.