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These Jokes By Indians On Twitter Will Help You Get Through This Valentine's Day

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Shortest horror story: Valentine's Day. If you are someone who's single by choice or halaat, worry not, just know that you aren't alone and it's absolutely okay. If you are not single and Valentine's Day reminds you of the jitters the B-school entrance exams gave you, it's absolutely okay.

We got your back and have compiled a bunch of jokes that will provide you some comic relief.

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Happy #FriendshipDay.

You are now at the crossroads.

You could move up to Happy Valentine's Day.

Or end up at Happy Raksha Bandhan.

β€” Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) August 7, 2016

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On Valentine's Day, I even sweat hearts for you... @NargisFakhripic.twitter.com/BcUo0qaPqa

β€” Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) February 14, 2016

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*termites on date*

Waiter: what would you like to order, sir?

Termite: table for two.

β€” Viren (@kaminapun) October 18, 2015

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1. Ask her what she wants.

2. Buy it online.

3. Enter her address.

4. Select "Cash On Delivery".#WorstValentineGiftIdeas

β€” GRV (@MildlyClassic) February 11, 2013

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SAY NO TO VALENTINE'S DAYhttps://t.co/oEuRb0PpAX

β€” JosΓ© Covaco (@HoeZaay) February 14, 2016

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