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Just A Few Days Into 2017 And Indians Have Already Cracked A Lot Of Funny Jokes On Twitter

"First 2 piece of Pani Puri are wasted fine tuning the rest."
@krazyfrog / Twitter

The year gone by, 2016, was a bit of a downer for India and for the world too. (It sucked actually.) We welcomed 2k16 with open arms and big smiles, full of new dreams and hopes.

As the days, weeks and months passed by, our hopes dimmed.

And now that we have entered into a new year with all new enthu, Indians are high on humour and wit.

These hilarious jokes MAY restore your faith in 2017 already.

1.

Isko laga dala toh life pic.twitter.com/ILJ3xK81jC

— Mewt Scamander (@krazyfrog) January 5, 2017

2.

How kaamwali does pocha when you are not looking. pic.twitter.com/WENag0xmFW

— Ivan Mehta (@IndianIdle) January 3, 2017

3.

4.

YAAS WE WALKED IN AS A STUDENTS pic.twitter.com/FUhfVdBSp9

— Gina Kholkar (@BabaJogeshwari) January 2, 2017

5.

Best. (read the last line) pic.twitter.com/hb45GgT4TL

— Akanksha (@infinityonpause) January 2, 2017

6.

Friend: Bro, what is your Sun Sign?

Me: pic.twitter.com/1lCxdzFkZ3

— Raunak (@MeraHandle) January 5, 2017

7.

ok pic.twitter.com/IP7UqrD7f8

— Mewt Scamander (@krazyfrog) January 4, 2017

8.

Beautiful pics from Google CEO Sundar Pichai's recent India visit. 😍 pic.twitter.com/v57yEzR3G7

— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) January 7, 2017

9.

Aamir Khan was right in 3 idiots. You feel bad when u fail but u feel worse when your close friend succeeds. #Yuvrajpic.twitter.com/crin0po46Z

— Shashi (@AllTimeBakchod) January 7, 2017

10.

In case you need a pouch for your samosa pic.twitter.com/OccVypBF23

— Fuggles (@SausageTangdi) January 2, 2017

11.

Nana Catekar pic.twitter.com/wSX41E1yXa

— Rohan (@mojorojo) January 8, 2017

12.

Me- how do you say "i love you" in Spanish.

She- Te Amo but as a friend.

— Swagshank (@zZoker) January 8, 2017

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14.

Mitron, pesh hai #demonetisation song! #देशकीबोद्दीpic.twitter.com/Pgb8JRzrTR

— Aisi Taisi Democracy (@AisiTaisiDemo) January 6, 2017

15.

When people take Make In India too seriously. pic.twitter.com/Fi7GuEx6Rw

— ★ #BBC ★ (@babaBC) January 6, 2017

16.

This was inadvertently published when some files were mistakenly placed on the keyboard. Hence deleted. Our account has NOT been hacked. pic.twitter.com/EQz8Igrt5c

— Aadhaar (@UIDAI) January 6, 2017

17.

18.

Ashish Nehra and Yuvraj Singh got selected in T-20 & ODI team. It seems, BCCI is still accepting old ₹500 & ₹1000 notes.

— Sunil- The Cricketer (@1sInto2s) January 6, 2017

19.

This is the top comment on a TOI story on Sundar Pichai on Facebook.

Indian parents are the cutest. pic.twitter.com/7tOFeFxqnI

— Obstetrix (@ScissorTongue) January 5, 2017

20.

When you help your friend copy all your answers so that he can pass in exam..but he scores more marks than you 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/WHsU8OJsbg

— Arjun (@zoomphatak) January 5, 2017

21.

Client - Your work is not good

Me - Give me 7 days to fix it

Client - I can't

Me- Aapne Congress ko 60 saal diye, mujhe sirf 7 din dijiye

— Sagar (@sagarcasm) January 5, 2017

22.

She: My parents aren't home Gandhi: pic.twitter.com/UX60Z0NkQJ

— Bewda Engineer (@abhijix) January 5, 2017

23.

If Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham were a Horror/Thriller movie. pic.twitter.com/BWAp8MhdnS

— The Indian Idiot (@charansh) January 3, 2017

24.

First 2 piece of Pani Puri are wasted fine tuning the rest.

— Chaitanya (@Chaitanya_13) January 4, 2017

25.

Just Corporate Things. pic.twitter.com/kLGT2OoLEc

— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) January 4, 2017

26.

You can never get caught while playing Hide & seek when you've Priyanka Chopra as your partner..😆✌ pic.twitter.com/97QNPFczhi

— Arjun (@zoomphatak) January 3, 2017

27.

When a non-Mumbaikar travels in Mumbai local & Dadar station arrives..😲😲😲😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/auc7GhbdwT

— Arjun (@zoomphatak) January 2, 2017

28.

Newsrooms have some numbers on speed dial. Like for intolerance - Sadhvi Prachi, Economics - Bollywood celebs, women's safety - Abu Azmi.

— NumbYaar (@NumbYaar) January 3, 2017

29.

Only 3 people have understood the importance of cycle: pic.twitter.com/Y6EWqZoHSl

— Sagar (@sagarcasm) January 2, 2017

30.

When you know Messi is better pic.twitter.com/KaTapuCFqb

— dorku (@Dorkstar) January 7, 2017

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