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A Facebook Post Has The Perfect Explanation Why A Zombie Apocalypse Need Not Worry Indians

"Can't eat humans, today is Tuesday."

26/10/2016 2:27 PM IST | Updated 26/10/2016 3:39 PM IST
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A man dressed in a zombie costume, with scary makeup takes part in the Canberra Zombie Walk in Australia.

Last month, an RTI application asking if the government was prepared for a zombie attack went viral. In its response to the application, the Home ministry termed a zombie attack as a "hypothetical situation".

It appears that some Redditors have now discovered just why a zombie attack in India is a 'hypothetical' situation. In fact, the brave bunch is quite clear that even if such a situation arises, it is not going to scare them.

Why, you ask? Well, a Facebook post has listed the reasons why an Indian zombie wouldn't really ever kill a human. The post, which was shared by a Redditor, has gone viral.

READ: The Guy Who Filed An RTI Asking If The Govt Is Prepared For Zombie Attack Wasn't Kidding At All

This is how it reads:

*Zombie apocalypse in India*

Zombie 1: Let's eat people

Zombie 2: Dude I am a vegetarian

Zombie 3: Bhai main to Jain hoon

The reply thread to the Facebook post lists more reasons why Indians need not fear Zombies.

Here they are:

Zombie 4: Brother, today's a Tuesday

Zombie 5: It's my upvaas (fast) today.

Zombie 6: Think of it like Paneer and eat it.

Zombie 7: I can't eat meat. Blood's okay though.

Zombie 8: Navaratri's going on. I'll eat after Dussera.

So dear Indian Zombies, we are not scared of you. This epic thread has given us enough reasons to not care one bit, even if you do show up.

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