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20 Kickass Dialogues From Bollywood Movies You Can Totally Start Using To Impress

"Bhagwan ke bharose na baithiye, kya pata bhagwan hamare bharose baitha ho."

20/09/2016 12:23 PM IST | Updated 22/09/2016 2:48 PM IST
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We Indians almost eat, sleep and drink Bollywood. We take Bollywood movies and especially their dialogues so seriously that we may not recollect answers to questions during exams, but there's no chance that we will forget our favourite dialogues--because bade bade deshon mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hai, Senorita.

But, for how long are we supposed to keep using the ghise-pite dialogues? New movies have come and gone, but we can't seem to get over, "Kitne aadmi the?" Even Gabbar Singh must be tired by now!

So, it is probably time to reboot our systems and move on from such overused dialogues.

Amritansh Trivedi, a Quora user asked the community to list the best Bollywood dialogues we failed to notice . And guess what? There are a lot of impactful dialogues from the recent movies that most of us probably missed.

The thread has some real hidden gems.

Amritansh Trivedi.

1. Manjhi: The Mountain Man (2015)

''Bhagwan ke bharose na baithiye, kya pata bhagwan hamare bharose baitha ho''

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Saurabh Wadhawan

2. A Wednesday. (2008)

"Usne mujhe apna naam bataya. Lekin main woh naam kisi ko nahi bata sakta. Insaan naam mein mazhab dhoondh leta hai."

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Gurpreet Singh.

3. Talvar. (2015)

"Kisi bhi begunah ko saza milne se accha hai, dus gunegaar chhut jaye."

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4. Filmistaan. (2012)

"Kabhi kabhi main sochta hoon ki yeh border-woder hote hi nahi. Aana jaana free hota. Oye bhagne bhugne ki jaroorat nahi hoti."

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5. Jolly LLB. (2013)

"Maanta hoon footpath pe sone ka haq nahi hai, par footpath gadi bhi chalane ke liye nahi hota. "

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6. Baghban. (2003)

"Maa-baap zindagi ki pedh ki jadh hain. Ped kitna hi bada ho jaye, kitna hi hara-bhara ho jaye, jadh kaatne se woh hara-bhara nahi reh sakta."

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7. Haider. (2014)

"Inteqam se sirf inteqam paida hota hai."

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8. Ankhon Dekhi. (2013)

"Kitna sundar jeevan? Kitna sukh? Kitne saare anubhav? Sab anubhav ko jodd kar bana mera jeevan... Sab anubhav ka yog main."

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9. Rocket Singh: Salesman of the Year. (2009)

"Zero bhi bade kaam ki cheez hoti hai... agar use karne waala uski value pakde... sahi jagah par laga do, toh saale ko jitni baar lagaoge... utna hi fayda hoga."

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Nishaant Prateek.

10. Swades. (2004)

"Main nahi maanta ki hamara desh duniya ka sabse mahaan desh hai, lekin yeh zaroor maanta hoon ki hum mein kaabiliyat hai apne desh ko mahaan banane ki. Yeh dono desh ek doosre se har pehlu, har roop mein ek-doosre se alag hain... Jab bhi hum muqaable mein dabne lagte hain toh hum ek hi cheez ka aadhar lete hain - sanskaar, parampara. America ne apne bal-boote pe tarakki ki hai aur unke apne sanskaar hain, apni parampara hai. Ab yeh kehna ki unke soch-vichaar, unka rehan-sehan, unki manyataayein kharaab hain aur humaari mahaan, yeh galat hai."

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In addition to the Quora thread, we've added some of ours in the list.

11. Jaane Tu... Ya Jaane Na. (2008)

Aditi: "College ke paanch saal kahan nikal gaye pata hi nahi chala."

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Jai's mom: "Phone par beta, phone par."

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12. Dil Dhadakne Do . (2015)

"Kehte hai kutton ki naak badi tezz hoti hai... magar khatra soonghne ke mamle mein insaano ki naak ka bhi jawab nahi."

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13. 3 Idiots. (2009)

"Human behaviour ke baare mein uss din humne kuch jaana. Dost fail ho jaaye toh dukh hota hai, lekin dost first aa jaaye toh zyaada dukh hota hai."

Vidhu Vinod Chopra

14. Swades. (2004)

Mela Ram to Mohan: "It's like apni chaukhat ka dia giving light to neighbor's house."

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15. Jolly LLB. (2013)

"Kanoon andha hota hai, judge nahi."

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16. Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani. (2013)

"Kahin par pahunchne ke liye, kahin se nikalna bahut zaruri hai."

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17. My Name Is Khan. (2010)

"Ek baat yaad rakhna beta... iss duniya mein sirf do qisam ke insaan hain, acche insaan jo accha kaam karte hain aur bure jo bura. Bas ek yahi farq hai insaano mein aur koi nahi."

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18. OMG - Oh My God! (2012)

"Mere hisaab se toh ek hi kaam karta hai dharam, ya to woh insaan ko bebas banata hai ya phir aatankwadi. "

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19. Mary Kom. (2014)

"Kabhi kisiko itna bhi mat darao ki darr hi khatam hojaye."

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20. Rocket Singh: Salesman of the Year. (2009)

"Risk toh Spider-man ko bhi lena padta hai... main toh phir bhi salesman hoon."

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