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50 Tweets About Indians That Will Make You Say 'Same'

"When relatives call to ask your result, ask them their salary."
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Indian parents have high expectations from their kids for a simple reason. Because 'Sharmaji ka beta'has already achieved everything their kids ever could.

From avoiding relatives after exam results are out, to struggling to meet sky-high expectations, boys and girls in India perforce make life decisions and choices heavily influenced by the 'log kya kahengey' syndrome, even as they try to live in a way they find fun and meaningful.

'Desi'Twitter has done a good job of capturing a slice of India life as experienced by its exasperated children, all in under 140 characters.

We have compiled a list of tweets that you may (or not) relate to as an Indian.

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Indian parents always mistake their children's privacy with secrecy.

— Casual Rajat (@Extranaut) August 24, 2013

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No mom. I don't want to talk to some super distant relative, on the phone. No mom.. No no. Hello.

— Pathikrit Sanyal (@BucketheadCase) November 17, 2012

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Son: can I go to my friend's house fr party?

Dad: Dnt ask me. Ask your mom

Mom: Dnt ask me. Ask your dad

Son: bc,ghar h ya SBI ki branch?

— मोहित (@MohitParmarr) November 5, 2014

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Indians would've been better at football if our mothers didn't say "Beta pair nahin lagate" all through our childhood.

— Ripper (@Ace_Of_Pace) June 10, 2014

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My birthday

*mom spends all day in kitchen to cook special for me*

Her birthday

*mom spends all day in kitchen to cook special for me*

— Viren (@Kaminapun) October 17, 2015

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If we have to select one thing that we Indians make the best in the world, it has to be the glue for stickers on steel vessels.

— Soumya (@soumyaBha_t) January 25, 2016

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Neighbours are self employed CCTV cameras

— Priyanka Lahiri (@lahirip) April 23, 2015

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Life ka viva relatives lete hai.

— Nox (@NehaT_) September 16, 2013

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"Mehendi laga ke rakhna, dowry saja ke rakhna"- Indians

— no (@Sarcusstic) June 5, 2013

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Dad *walks in my room at midnight* : Petrol sasta hogaya hai

Me : so?

Dad : aag laga dunga is phone ko, so ja

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) January 15, 2016

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Maggi is a perfect Indian brand. It says 2 minutes when it means 5-10 minutes.

— NumbYaar (@NumbYaar) April 23, 2013

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Driving on the wrong side of the road is how most Indians live their American dream.

— Moon (@moonsez) May 12, 2015

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Exam se pehle Bacche padhai karte hain. Mard to sirf maa ka aashirwad le ke jaate hain.

— रंगीला बुढ़ऊ (@Bihar_ke_lala) March 20, 2013

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15 yrs ago

Me: paise do na dance class join karunga

Baap: chal be padhaai kar

Now

Him: Wo dance show pe tere jitne bachche kya naachte hai

— Natcho Friend (@TheFookFace) October 12, 2013

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Me: Dad what it's like to be married?

Dad: Yeah

Me: What do you mean?

Dad: Sorry

Me: Are you even listening to me, Dad?

Dad: That's about it

— amrtsh (@floydimus) April 1, 2015

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Me: Sorry I missed your call.

Friend: Huh? I didn't call.

Me: Yes you did, some time last month. Acha sun, ek kaam tha tere se.

— Nox (@NehaT_) July 31, 2013

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Mummy: Music baht loud hai, volume kam kar

Me: ab thik?

Mummy: aur

Me: ab ?

Mummy: aur

Me: Band ho gaya

Mummy: ha ab thik hai.

— Chaukanna Chor (@DefucktiveHumor) September 29, 2015

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Your parents don't want grandchildren. They want revenge.

— krzfrg (@krazyfrog) April 2, 2013

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Sharmaji ka beta pic.twitter.com/dBSHQ7xtMi

— Sneha Pai (@ClassicallyWild) May 23, 2016

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Other countries : Go home, you're drunk.

India : Don't go your home, you're drunk.

— Swagshank (@zZoker) June 2, 2015

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The only time Indians would consider four children, when the first three are girls.

— Sagar (@sagarcasm) January 7, 2015

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*sells kidney to satisfy dad's expectations and gives him money*

"umm, you know what, our neighbour's son's kidney fetched more than this"

— udaas priest (@UdaasPriest) December 25, 2014

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A group of relatives is called an interrogation.

— amrtsh (@floydimus) January 5, 2016

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There is vegetarian and then there is "I won't kiss you on the mouth because you had butter chicken last week" vegetarian.

— Purva (@thatobesewoman) November 15, 2014

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I'm so Gujarati that even if there's a really pretty girl with me in the rickshaw, I cannot take my eyes away from the meter.

— Hardik Rajgor (@Hardism) September 22, 2014

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When relatives call to ask your result, ask them their salary.

— NumbYaar (@NumbYaar) May 27, 2013

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Hello? Mummy?

Haan kaun?

Kitne log tumhe mummy bulate hain mummy? :|

— #Sindhutard (@Oinkoo) August 8, 2013

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*Accidentally drops a glass in the kitchen*

Mother: "Tod do. Sab kuch tod do. Puri kitchen tod do. Pura ghar tod do."

— Akshar (@AksharPathak) December 9, 2013

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My frnd just called n said we are going for a movie at 8. Before i cud say "Love u bhai", he said "Yahi boliyo agar mere ghar se phone aaye"

— Anuj Khurana (@HaddHaiYaar) June 27, 2014

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Indian mothers have the cure for gluten allergy and lactose intolerance. It's called "ek thappad padega toh sab khaya jaaega!"

— Meh. (@MissTumbledore) October 6, 2015

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