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IIM Left Speechless By This CAT Parody Account On Twitter

100 percentile for hilarity.
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Born into a middle-class Indian household and just graduated from college? Well, what are you waiting for, twiddling your thumbs. Go get that CAT registration form already! What? You are not sure what you want to do next? Well get that form anyway because, you know, "MBA karlebahot scope hai."

We came across a CAT (Common Admission Test) parody account on Twitter that is asking CAT style questions, though chances that you'll find them in the next test are kind of slim. MBA wannabes in Twitterverse are having a good time anyway, coming up with thought through answers that reflect admirably on their scholastic aptitude.

"I saw the strategy of what others were doing for MBA preparations on Twitter. It was too sad; no engagement," the admin in-charge for the account told HuffPost India. "So I setup the account and started doing polls. That didn't work out too well. Then I thought of CAT questions, but they were too tough. So riddle was the way forward."

See for yourself.

1.

I shoot people & sometimes cut off their heads.

What am I?

*Nooo!! STOP... that's not the answer*

— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 4, 2016

BJP President https://t.co/I7iDGMbQtc

— Rofl Gandhi निंदनीय (@RoflGandhi_) August 4, 2016

2.

Kejriwal's decisions https://t.co/nBKEaL2wzS

— Champ McLovin (@BolshoyBooze) August 4, 2016

A woman's mind. https://t.co/BoIwVAsHLI

— Her. (@TheSepticHermit) August 4, 2016

3.

The more I am present, the less you can see me.

Who am I?

— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 4, 2016

John Cena https://t.co/l92UBkomQG

— Vikas (@vikasupadhyay23) August 4, 2016

4.

What goes up when the rain goes down?

— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 3, 2016

Tharak https://t.co/MSc8kYR9pP

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) August 4, 2016

Spirit Of Mumbai tweets https://t.co/S7zShSMQtK

— GovernoRatty (@YearOfRat) August 4, 2016

Tata Sky https://t.co/Yzh3GyVdln

— Vedant (@Rig_Ved) August 4, 2016

Facebook status updates. https://t.co/WFYgVn0Men

— तोहार Playboy ऊंगली (@MeetUunngLee) August 4, 2016

Uber and Ola surge Prices https://t.co/hC1NEyxSOt

— सपनो का सौदागर (@nainawatip) August 4, 2016

5.

I am a big threat to humanity,

but you wouldn't get rid of me even if you could.

What am I?

— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 3, 2016

Current PM of India! https://t.co/DW0mxOjaEs

— Pankaj Mishra (@pankajmishra23) August 4, 2016

6.

I am very easy to get into,but it is hard to get out of me.What am I?

— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 1, 2016

Engineering https://t.co/MICXnM98v9

— Rabia Khalid (@RabiThandiCool) August 4, 2016

7.

The more I am present, the less you can see me.

Who am I?

— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 4, 2016

Vinod Kambli https://t.co/Qmu2Aoj8b2

— Mulayam Singh Yadav☔ (@AndColorPockeT) August 4, 2016

8.

LAL LAL HOTHON PE GORI KISKA NAAM HAI https://t.co/2C0hgJ58vn

— Bakwas Rider (@BakwasRadio) August 4, 2016

I WANT TO PUT MY HAND INSIDE YOU https://t.co/1mVWeYFtx4

— Rameez (@Sychlops) August 4, 2016

9.

I can hurt you unbearably and can't be touched. What am I?

— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 2, 2016

Amit Shah. Also Salman Khan. And if you're a Dalit, any caste Hindu really https://t.co/ihzr7p7ayH

— IndiaExplained (@IndiaExplained) August 4, 2016

10.

I can hurt you unbearably and can't be touched. What am I?

— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 2, 2016

Pellet guns? https://t.co/DAaHELRDoA

— Rohini Singh (@Rohinisgh_ET) August 4, 2016

Amit Shah!! https://t.co/8QzqV1aEXp

— LEENA (@kunfaaya) August 4, 2016

Gau Rakshaks. https://t.co/FiCXgNcLop

— Nehr-who? (@threeinchfooll) August 4, 2016

11.

I am a big threat to humanity,

but you wouldn't get rid of me even if you could.

What am I?

— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 3, 2016

Salman khan https://t.co/a88mxF0PVC

— Main Mona (@Bookwiser) August 3, 2016

12.

Two is company and 3 is a crowd. What is 4 and 5?

— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 3, 2016

Bhasad https://t.co/PCS4a1Q4tN

— جویریہ (@pepper_smoker) August 3, 2016

13.

What's cheaper than gold, yet more valuable.Hard to find, but easy to loose?

— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 3, 2016

lose*

tera ghanta nahi nikal raha cat 😂😂 https://t.co/A6sZRAKARX

— Maithun ☔️ Dalit (@Being_Humor) August 3, 2016

14.

I give advice to others,

yet I know nothing myself.

I am a hitchhiker destined to stay still.

Who am I?

— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 3, 2016

Shobha De. https://t.co/O0lxP51cr0

— Mahesh Jagga (@MaheshJagga) August 3, 2016

Arvind Kejriwal https://t.co/RFGctls902

— Vande Mataram (@UnSubtleDesi) August 3, 2016

15.

I have 6 faces and 21 eyes, but can't see a thing. What am I?

— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 3, 2016

Barkha Dutt https://t.co/Gf5Rhbo2MC

— Vande Mataram (@UnSubtleDesi) August 3, 2016

16.

I have a foot on either side of me and one in the middle.

What am I?

— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 3, 2016

A dick https://t.co/hr0TE6dUiO

— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) August 3, 2016

17.

I have Eighty-eight keys but cannot open a single door?

What am I?

— CAT 2016 (@CATExam2016) August 2, 2016

chutiya https://t.co/QKtAyEwA11

— phukdi. (@thephukdi) August 2, 2016

Fin.

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