Let's get this straight--there's no such thing called an honest job interview. You're never going to tell your prospective boss about the power naps you're going to take in the washroom and he will never tell you about how brutal your targets will be.
But what if, interviewers and interviewees decided to call a spade, a spade? Here are 40 tweets that give you a hang of brutally honest interviews. And they are a lot of fun!
[Job interview at Zara]
Interviewer: where's your resume?
Candidate: must be somewhere,you'll have to find it yourself.
Interviewer: hired!— Pranav (@pranavsapra) May 13, 2015
[Interview]— God Particle (@Gott_Partikel) August 26, 2015
Interviewer: Would like to have something.. water or coffee?. Don't hesitate to ask.
"I would like to have a job"
*Govt Bank Interview*— inGenious (@Bees_Kut) November 17, 2015
Interviewer: Why should I hire you?
Candidate: 4 no. Counter pe pucho
INTERVIEWER: Tell me about yourself
GIRL: I'm an army brat. My dad didn't drop me for this interview today cause he serves the nation 24x7— amrtsh (@floydimus) January 26, 2016
*Interview in Vodafone*— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) July 21, 2015
HR: We'll call you
Guy: Are abhi bata do, phone pe aawaaz nahi aayegi
Man: Hello. I'll be late for the interview. I can't find this office. Where are you exactly?— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) July 6, 2016
Uber: Congratulations. You're hired.
[Job interview]— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) April 6, 2016
HR: if you've any question, you can ask
Guy: woh Ladki jo abhi interview dekar gayi uska mobile number, please.
*interview*— ABVan (@ABVan) July 23, 2014
Would you like a tech role?
Karthik in Mouna Ragam. Romantic Guest Role
Pic 1: When you go for an interview— pinku manchala (@LEDtvn) August 5, 2015
Pic 2: When you are hired pic.twitter.com/J27KISqpts
[Job interview]— GRV (@MildlyClassic) February 3, 2016
"Where do you see yourself after 5 years?"
"Sir export quality ka maal hai" Me at a job interview— Casual Rajat (@Extranaut) March 25, 2015
*sings qawali during an interview*— Satadal (@subah_ka_bhula) August 22, 2014
Am I qawalified enough now?
[interview]— udaas priest (@UdaasPriest) April 28, 2015
"what are your weaknesses?"
"wh....hey get off my legs...."
"please give me this job, please i beg you"
Pic 1: During Interview— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) June 18, 2015
Pic 2: After joining the company. pic.twitter.com/eIZlDXPdVn
[interview]— Harambe enthusiast (@oothikicha) May 27, 2016
What is ur biggest weakness?
- I give up real easy.
-[me putting my papers back in the file] Well, screw this interview
Job interview— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) December 11, 2015
Round4:Walk on fire
Round5:Train a dragon
Guy: business karunga yaar
* Interview to become AAP member*— मोहित (@MohitParmarr) December 24, 2015
Kejriwal: kaha tak padhe ho?
Guy: padhne nahi diya Modi ne
*INTERVIEW FOR PAKISTAN CRICKET TEAM SELECTION*— Ojas. (@Ojasism) February 22, 2015
Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Player: Boys played well
Interviewer: YOU ARE HIRED.
[job interview]— Casual Rajat (@Extranaut) July 12, 2016
me: do you have free WiFi?
Job interview in UAE— Sagar (@sagarcasm) February 28, 2015
Interviewer - Hello. Have a seat.
Candidate - Hello. Thank you.
Interviewer - So तेल me something about yourself
[Interview]— Harambe enthusiast (@oothikicha) June 29, 2015
"Says here you're a smartass & have 30 years experience."
"You're only 24"
Oh that. I learn from other's experience, sir.
"Where do you see yourself five years from now?" "In college," said Benjamin Button at a job interview— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) November 10, 2013
You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon: pic.twitter.com/gfkUGVcb3p— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) December 18, 2013
[interview] Interviewer: what is your weakness? Me: I've split personality disorder *gets up, sits on interviewers' chair* I : and strength?— siddharth (@Punkhaa) April 22, 2015
[Job Interview]— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) August 5, 2015
HR: First Engineering then MBA, why?
Guy: I was stupid to do Engineering but MBA taught me how to be proud of own stupidity
Interviewer : What are your expectations?— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) November 4, 2013
Me : Job.
Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job?
Me : Salary
[goes to walk-in interview, sees ex on panel]— amrtsh (@floydimus) November 5, 2014
ex: tell me about myself
ex: its always about you, isnt it?
ex: we're so done
[Job interview]— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) July 18, 2015
HR : Do you have any questions?
Girl : Do I look fat in this dress?
[interview at google inc]— Yo Yo लाफ्टर Singh! (@Mocksterr) April 25, 2016
Interviewer: So, are you ready for the questions?
Me: Yep, *opens google home page* shoot.
DOG: I think that job interview went well!— Ray (@SirEviscerate) May 20, 2015
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
Interviewer: "so, do you have any hobbies?"— A muse sing (@LoKarloFollow) August 14, 2014
Me: "yes, coin collection"
*doesn't clear the interview*
"it says on ur resume that ur good at saying unexpected things?"— jomny sun (@jonnysun) April 1, 2015
yes i am.
"but i thougt u were gona say something unexp-- oh wow ur good"
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years— The-Lying-Lama ☔️ (@KyaUkhaadLega) September 28, 2014
Me: In your chair, but asking better questions
Pic 1 : When going for interview— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) October 3, 2015
Pic 2 : After coming outside pic.twitter.com/ujA1oe8IBM
Show them you can do night shifts by talking in Batman voice during the whole interview.— Jagdish Yadav (@prtxt) November 5, 2014
[snail interview]— kray kray (@krazyfrog) June 8, 2016
"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
*points ten feet away*
"That's very ambitious. You're hired."
[Job Recruitment Advertisement]— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) August 6, 2016
*Looking for Freshers*
At Interview: So tell me something about your #FirstSevenJobs
*Pakistan team selection Interview*— The-Lying-Lama ☔️ (@KyaUkhaadLega) February 27, 2016
*My name is ..
*Bas bas itni English bohot hai, captain banao re ise...#IndvsPak
[interview]— udaas priest (@UdaasPriest) May 30, 2015
"asking me this coz im a muslim right?"
"only coz im a muslim right?"
At what point in the job interview is it okay to start crying and begging for a job?— Sanki (@SankiAnkita) July 10, 2016
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