Let's get this straight--there's no such thing called an honest job interview. You're never going to tell your prospective boss about the power naps you're going to take in the washroom and he will never tell you about how brutal your targets will be.
But what if, interviewers and interviewees decided to call a spade, a spade? Here are 40 tweets that give you a hang of brutally honest interviews. And they are a lot of fun!
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[Interview]
Interviewer: Would like to have something.. water or coffee?. Don't hesitate to ask.
"I would like to have a job"
— God Particle (@Gott_Partikel) August 26, 2015
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*Interview in Vodafone*
Guy: So..?
HR: We'll call you
Guy: Are abhi bata do, phone pe aawaaz nahi aayegi
— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) July 21, 2015
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Man: Hello. I'll be late for the interview. I can't find this office. Where are you exactly?
Uber: Congratulations. You're hired.
— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) July 6, 2016
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[Job interview]
HR: if you've any question, you can ask
Guy: woh Ladki jo abhi interview dekar gayi uska mobile number, please.
— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) April 6, 2016
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Pic 1: When you go for an interview
Pic 2: When you are hired pic.twitter.com/J27KISqpts
— pinku manchala (@LEDtvn) August 5, 2015
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[Job interview]
"Where do you see yourself after 5 years?"
"In 2021"
— GRV (@MildlyClassic) February 3, 2016
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*sings qawali during an interview*
Am I qawalified enough now?
— Satadal (@subah_ka_bhula) August 22, 2014
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[interview]
"what are your weaknesses?"
"desperation"
"wh....hey get off my legs...."
"please give me this job, please i beg you"
— udaas priest (@UdaasPriest) April 28, 2015
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Pic 1: During Interview
Pic 2: After joining the company. pic.twitter.com/eIZlDXPdVn
— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) June 18, 2015
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[interview]
What is ur biggest weakness?
- I give up real easy.
Example?
-[me putting my papers back in the file] Well, screw this interview
— Harambe enthusiast (@oothikicha) May 27, 2016
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Job interview
Round1:Aptitude
Round2:Coding
Round3:Technical
Round4:Walk on fire
Round5:Train a dragon
Round6:HR
Guy: business karunga yaar
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) December 11, 2015
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* Interview to become AAP member*
Kejriwal: kaha tak padhe ho?
Guy: padhne nahi diya Modi ne
Kejriwal: Selected.
— मोहित (@MohitParmarr) December 24, 2015
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[Interview]
"Says here you're a smartass & have 30 years experience."
Yes.
"You're only 24"
Oh that. I learn from other's experience, sir.
— Harambe enthusiast (@oothikicha) June 29, 2015
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"Where do you see yourself five years from now?" "In college," said Benjamin Button at a job interview
— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) November 10, 2013
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[Job Interview]
HR: First Engineering then MBA, why?
Guy: I was stupid to do Engineering but MBA taught me how to be proud of own stupidity
— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) August 5, 2015
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[goes to walk-in interview, sees ex on panel]
ex: tell me about myself
me: wat
ex: its always about you, isnt it?
me: but
ex: we're so done
— amrtsh (@floydimus) November 5, 2014
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[Job interview]
HR : Do you have any questions?
Girl : Do I look fat in this dress?
— EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) July 18, 2015
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[interview at google inc]
Interviewer: So, are you ready for the questions?
Me: Yep, *opens google home page* shoot.
— Yo Yo लाफ्टर Singh! (@Mocksterr) April 25, 2016
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DOG: I think that job interview went well!
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a
— Ray (@SirEviscerate) May 20, 2015
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Interviewer: "so, do you have any hobbies?"
Me: "yes, coin collection"
*doesn't clear the interview*
*continues begging*
*collects coins*
— A muse sing (@LoKarloFollow) August 14, 2014
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"it says on ur resume that ur good at saying unexpected things?"
yes i am.
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"but i thougt u were gona say something unexp-- oh wow ur good"
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) April 1, 2015
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Pic 1 : When going for interview
Pic 2 : After coming outside pic.twitter.com/ujA1oe8IBM
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) October 3, 2015
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[Job Recruitment Advertisement]
*Looking for Freshers*
At Interview: So tell me something about your #FirstSevenJobs
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) August 6, 2016
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