Are you the kind whose nightmares are filled with vegetables? Do you lose your appetite at the very sight of vegetables on your plate?
Then we have the perfect list of tweets for you. And if you are one of those super cool vegetarians who laugh along with their non-vegetarian friends' silly jokes, this one's going to have you in splits as well.
Jain Pizza. pic.twitter.com/aUFO5AbjgH— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) July 18, 2015
Jain guy: Eid Mubarak, biryani khilao
Girl :here pic.twitter.com/sS7xxxwWfs— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) July 7, 2016
Ma I nearly killed a man by my car— Sagar (@sagarcasm) January 16, 2015
Ma I drink and smoke
Ma I eat non veg food
Aaj se tu mera beta nahi. #Marwari
Girl is Jain. pic.twitter.com/9VkjDlguBd— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) April 20, 2016
Just sneaked butter chicken into a vegetarian office today and had the best lunch in ages! Thats right! Jo ukhaadna hai ukhaad lo bc— A. (@Punjaabi_Tadkaa) July 14, 2016
I make sure its vegetarian before liking any food pic— San. (@ImSandeshJain) July 18, 2016
Born Malayali Brought up Marwari Beef/Pork eating Bengali Matriarchal Hindu Married to patriarchal Brahmin-Sikh vegetarian #MyKidsWouldBe ?— K. Venugopal Menon (@VenuSpeak) October 9, 2015
If there is a foodie's paradise on Marwari vegetarian world...— Prasun Jain (@prasunjain) May 2, 2016
It's here. It's here. It's here.
Written on a flight leaving Indore.
It's so damn difficult for a pure vegetarian like me to survive outside India😒😒— Aparna Sharma (@Iamaparna2393) July 28, 2016
does ban on non veg food mean ban on non veg jokes as well ? that ll b hilarious indeed #BJPInMyKitchen— Vinay Kumar Dokania (@vinaydokania) September 10, 2015
I tasted Lamb by mistake yesterday night. Still puking. How do you guys even eat Non Veg food?— Sharad (@Marwaari) June 14, 2015
Types of Vegetarian in India— Aadha_Kameena.. (@patrose2020) July 21, 2016
Eats eggs in disguise in cakes
Eats only egg
Eats only gravy
Eats non veg without onion n garlic
सवाल: "तुम Non Veg क्यों नही खाते?"— Sharad (@Marwaari) June 27, 2014
जवाब: "मेरा पेट कोई श्मशान नहीं है जो इसमें मरे हुए को जगह दे"
To all the vegetarian in India : eggs are cheaper than some vegetables.— Sunchartist (@Sunchartist) July 15, 2016
Just looking out for you guys
@ParineetiChopra hi, do u eat non veg? Mere ghar mein allowed Nahi hai.— अंकित (@indiantweeter) November 25, 2014
Heard that the guy who had displayed meat in front of the Jain temple in Thane suffered a stroke today. Coincidence much?— Sharad (@Marwaari) September 20, 2015
I am the real minority in India! Am not a Sickular, Baba Worshipper, Tuesday Vegetarian, Sanskari, Communist, Peace Buyer or a Hindu-basher!— Asura (@iAsura_) June 30, 2016
There are 4.types of people in India . Vegetarian,non vegetarian, Tuesday & Saturday! Lol !— Johny Mk (@BabuJohny) June 18, 2016
Current emotion : I need only the butter chicken gravy. Cos semi-veg.— no (@mumbaiifreak) November 17, 2013
It's a sin for a Jain to be on twitter because most of the tweets here are non-veg.— PhD in sarcasm*****! (@I_Atheist_) June 17, 2016
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