Allow us to open with a globally accepted truth -- Rajinikanth is not just a star, he's an entire galaxy. His movies are nothing less than a festival. In keeping with the general mania surrounding the superstar's releases, celebrations have begun in Chennai.
Thus far, some offices have declared a holiday for Kabali's release, people have lined up since 4 AM in front of theatres, and fans have got Kabali haircuts.
Naturally, the Internet was hit by a tsunami of Rajinikanth jokes.
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Today will be the preview shows for Kabali.
After which Rajinikanth will give ratings to all film critics.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) July 21, 2016
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Tried downloading Kabali. µTorrent uninstalled itself. System got formated. Wi-Fi router crashed. Nearby Airtel tower vanished.
— चार लोग (@WoCharLog) July 21, 2016
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Kabali's torrent was leaked first and then Rajini sir started shooting for the movie
— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) July 20, 2016
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Yesterday: Kabali illegal downloads available.
Today: KickassTorrents officially shuts down, founder arrested in Poland.
Rajinikanth rocks.
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) July 21, 2016
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Just going to do an attempt to download #Kabali from torrent. Someone please tell my parents I love them.
— engineeroholic (@EngineeRoholic) July 21, 2016
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One man army, amirite?
