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50 Desi Tweets About Life That Will Hit You Right In The Feels

50 Desi Tweets About Life That Will Hit You Right In The Feels
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The Internet is full of jokes. While memes and puns keep feeding the social media machine, its users exploit the reach to create a platform that is truly diverse. But amidst all the fun and games, there exists a desi Twitter that is deep in reflection, Gulzar-esque in charm and philosophical in character.

Here are some of the tweets that will bring a lump to your throat.

1.

The secret ingredient in the special chai that you order at the tapri is the tears of the poor Chhotu who could not get an education.

� no (@Psilosophy) February 6, 2014

2.

Stop creating walls around yourself. Put barbed wires instead. Allow them to see you. Talk to you. Just don't let them get any closer.

� pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) July 11, 2013

3.

Make sure you have two dreams every night. One to sleep with. Another to live with.

� Macist (@WritingTom) February 7, 2012

4.

The spaces between your fingers were created so that life could slip through them.

� Farhan Siddiqui (@Farrenhite) April 27, 2014

5.

More often than not, we end up sharing our joys with people we love and grief with the people who love us.

� pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) November 11, 2013

6.

You lead your entire life wondering "chaar log kya kahenge", and when you finally meet them, all they say is "Raam naam satya hai"

� no (@Psilosophy) January 24, 2015

7.

Eating at a restaurant alone doesn't make someone lonely. Going to the doctor's place does.

� dorku (@Dorkstar) February 23, 2014

8.

The secret ingredient of Maggi is your hunger.

� izzy (@abcdefu) October 2, 2012

9.

TV remotes are the only thing in world which get patted on their back for not working.

� EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) August 29, 2014

10.

Give a kid a box of Crayons & watch him color the world happy. Tell him where to fill which color & watch him dislike everything colorful.

� pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) November 23, 2013

11.

The only time Indians would consider four children, when the first three are girls.

� Sagarcasm (@sagarcasm) January 7, 2015

12.

Law is for bad people, good people die in guilt.

� EngiNerd. (@mainbhiengineer) October 5, 2013

13.

Ignored a phone call & now I can't check Whatsapp.

� izzy (@abcdefu) February 10, 2014

14.

MBA after Engineering is as important as Barsi after Death..It doesn't make much sense, but the society feels good about you.

� Aladdin (@Alllahdin) November 19, 2013

15.

That awkward moment when you search for an old crush on facebook and see a new last name.

� mihir (@mihirmodi) July 19, 2014

16.

You and I, we are like cigarettes and cancer, rats and plagues, women and madness. Not necessarily linked, but tainted into togetherness.

� no (@Psilosophy) February 1, 2014

17.

The woman in me quietly accepts the pretentiousness of men who tell me to celebrate her.

� Animisha (@anymysha) March 8, 2016

18.

People are like length balls outside off, you must know which all to leave, those destined to come in, will make an impact anyway.

� Nikhil (@CricCrazyNIKS) May 27, 2015

19.

Saving energy by being less bright.

� s_purba (@s_purba) February 5, 2013

20.

Aisa kaam karo ki naam ho jaaye....Ya fir aisa naam karo ki kaam ho jaaye...

� Champ McLovin (@BolshoyBooze) June 26, 2013

21.

Goddess Saraswati has her Veena in the front hands n Books at the back.

Message: Follow your passion first, Studies are backup option.

� Aladdin (@Alllahdin) January 21, 2014

22.

People slog their entire adult life so their kids can be happy, study well and grow up to slog their entire adult life so their kids can...

� mihir (@mihirmodi) July 14, 2015

23.

To know how great an invention the chair is, you need to go shopping with women.

� NumbYaar (@NumbYaar) September 14, 2014

24.

Always have a crush. On a person or a place, a goal, a car, a lifestyle or anything. It just helps you live better and work harder.

� Sagarcasm (@sagarcasm) December 26, 2015

25.

Appreciate how some people don't come out of ATM till they find the meaning of life right there.

� Zorg (@prtxt) October 14, 2013

26.

What makes all the difference is whether you put the 'but' after or before the 'I love you'.

� mihir (@mihirmodi) August 6, 2014

27.

Indians will wait 25 years to have sex but not 25 seconds for the traffic signal to turn green.

� mad cold (@Extranaut) January 20, 2014

28.

Nobody wants to grow up cuz once they do, wiping the slate clean takes more than a wet cloth.

� amrtsh (@floydimus) May 24, 2014

29.

Your heart writes cheques that your mind can't cash.

� mad cold (@Extranaut) March 27, 2015

30.

It's sad how the death of one earpiece of your headphones leaves the other to a life of neglect & uselessness for no fault of its own.

� amrtsh (@floydimus) October 8, 2012

31.

My mother was feeling cold so now I'm wearing a sweater.

� Akshar (@AksharPathak) November 27, 2013

32.

Sometimes travelling makes you meet some of the best people. One of them is always you

� Limited Edition (@Engineeratloss) April 29, 2014

33.

They place you in a cubicle and ask you to think outside the box.

� Denver Ka Dhakkan (@tantanoo) February 15, 2013

34.

A mom is the one who puts 4 Rotis in your tiffin when you tell her 'Kal se subzi kam rakhna. Tin rotiyon ke liye bahot zyada hai'

� फाड� (@FaaduTweets) August 12, 2013

35.

The only way we Indians can reach the top of Mount Everest is by building a temple on top of it.

� Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) April 19, 2015

36.

Only in India will a guy judge a girl for buying cigarettes that he himself is selling.

� Cathartic Screams (@Just_Screams) February 23, 2016

37.

The one who hides his sorrow becomes a comedian, the one who doesn't becomes a poet.

� Farhan Siddiqui (@Farrenhite) July 28, 2013

38.

The worst part of growing up is, your parents grow old.

� त�हार GABRU ���ल� (@MeetUunngLee) July 22, 2015

39.

The problem with running away from the world is, that wherever you go, it�s still there.

� Uday Chopra (@udaychopra) June 5, 2016

40.

If everyone is nice to you, you're probably dead and they are at your funeral.

� Viren (@Kaminapun) September 22, 2014

41.

You are the writer of your own story. Your mom is the editor.

� LordAnusHahaha (@TheVacuumHead) June 12, 2016

42.

One night when u r fast asleep, a fridge will open ur bedroom's door, switch on the lights, look at u blankly & leave without saying a word.

� Farhan Siddiqui (@Farrenhite) February 18, 2015

43.

Poets, because mathematicians don't have an answer of the question "how much do you love me?".

� J (@Vjuneesh) August 1, 2013

44.

A girl is like a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle of a clear blue sky. You know the pieces fit, but you won't ever get it right.

� scaryhairyman (@scaryhairyman) May 6, 2013

45.

If we didn't have smartphones we could hold hands.

� Megha (@ammoloaded) November 3, 2012

46.

I burned my tongue with coffee and I think that it�s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.

� Peglet (@PedestrianPoet) July 12, 2013

47.

People who achieve nothing in their lives are usually very proud of how good the mangoes are in their hometown.

� Utsav Chakraborty (@Shockraborty) September 20, 2015

48.

Aapke toh bikhre huye sirf baal hai, humare toh zindagi ka wo haal hai.

— Ojas. (@Ojasism) December 31, 2013

49.

Write a letter you don't intend to send and those would be the most honest words you have written.

— Crapo (@Creepowoman) March 20, 2014

50.

Your mother teaches you a lot except how to love her back the way she loved you.

— Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) April 28, 2014

I'm out of here.

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