On Tuesday morning, a Twitter user @_blotty from Toronto shared her poop story while she was on a date with her boyfriend and it's hilarious.
Everyone has a poop story.
I have a story to tell. It is about my poop
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Very romantic.
So, yesterday I went on a date with a man who asked me out in the grocery store the other day. All was going well. I went back to his place
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Oh, crap!
I am a confident, calm and self assured woman...so I felt comfortable popping in his bathroom. This was a mistake. His toilet did not flush
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
You're a fighter!
Properly. So, of course, like any calm, confident, self assured woman. I panicked. And flushed it a million times, making everything worse
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
No wait!
By this point, I was really frantic because I had been in there for too long. There was only one single piece of poop. So in that moment
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Noo!
Something came over me. And I knew exactly what I had to do. I got toilet paper and removed the one poop from the toilet. Once that was done
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
I realized I didn't have a plan. What do I do with it now? I can't fucking leave it there. By this point I was REALLY freaking out because
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
I'd DEFINITELY been in there too long. So, again, making another horrible decision. I did the only thing I could think to do. I wrapped it
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Holy shit!
In multiple layers of toilet paper, and put it in my purse
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Same.
Alright, so now what? We are sitting there on his couch and kissing and all I can think of is the piece of poop in my purse
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Her sense of humour smells great.
Him: you're so beautiful. The moment you smiled at me,u had me
Me: that's really sweet
Me in my head: I have a piece of my poo in my purse
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Family always to the rescue.
At this point, I text my sister for advice pic.twitter.com/lMeX55iiH4
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
No risks, no glory!
So, after a few hours he used the washroom and I heard it flush. I figured he fixed it. Maybe not, but I have to take the chance. I hAve to
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
You go girl!
Try to flush the poop. So I brought my purse up to the washroom. Unwrapped the poop, prayed to every god I know, put it in and flushed
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Sweeeeeet.
By the grace of God, it worked. The poo flushed. I was free. I was in the clear. Everything was going to be okay. I survived.I am a survivor
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
You're a winner.
So that's my story. A man, sat there telling me I'm the most amazing woman he's ever met, not knowing, 10 feet away in my purse, was my poop
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Mission Impossible 7.
That I'd fished out of his toilet...
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Kudos for sharing.
This is v embarrassing for me. But seriously: dont drink coffee before a date, its better to be sleepy than to have to hide poop in ur purse
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Brave Poop girl instead.
Wow. All of the hard work I put into being a hot girl is tarnished by one teeny tiny poop story. Now I'm just the poop girl
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Aaaaaand. People loved her story.
@_blotty i am in tears 😭😭😭 ur so great
— Hantai (@supsuphannah) March 22, 2016
@_blotty ok this just filled some empty part of me I didn't know I had, God bless
— buhhh (@butt_sword) March 22, 2016
Truly a braveheart.
@_blotty thank you. This makes me feel so relieved. I was afraid for you, but you pulled through
— B Cavello (@b_cavello) March 22, 2016
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