If the movie didn't have you face-palming, then the censor cuts for porn-com 'Kya Kool Hain Hum 3' definitely will.
The certificate issued from the Central Board of Film Certification extends across six pages, and several snips, and alterations were demanded by both an examining committee and then a revising committee.
Some particular gems include replacing the word 'dick' with 'encyclopidia' (yes, that's how they spelt it), replacing 'lingam' with 'chingum' and 'pingum, and substituting 'beauty' in place of 'chuchi'/
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