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The Funniest Twitter Commentary On The India Vs Pakistan Cricket World Cup Clash

The Funniest Twitter Commentary On The India Vs Pakistan Match
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What they say about great batsmanship also applies to comedy - it’s all about the timing. India’s epic clash with Pakistan was one of the highest trending topics on Twitter today, #IndVsPak was was the third highest trending topic worldwide.

Twitter avatars donned their helmets and gave us real-time commentary that was more entertaining than what you’d hear on television. Here’s the highlights reel.

#INDvPAK Commentary Bingo! pic.twitter.com/KuW3NbGtBt

— Alt Cricket (@AltCricket) February 15, 2015

Everything is fair on 14th Feb and 15th Feb. #IndvsPak

— Dsna (@dashhtweets) February 15, 2015

Passport Photo of Muhammad irfan pic.twitter.com/gOBlaBwWQr

— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) February 15, 2015

My only comment on #IndvsPak is this: any time a contest between them doesn't end in a nuclear explosion, everybody wins. #WC2015

— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 14, 2015

Pakistan is a very generous country RT @DJNoreenKhan: OMG! #IndvsPak#CWC2015pic.twitter.com/Y30qfixLIr

— Cricket Gandu (@CricketGandu) February 15, 2015

Don't understand why Star Sports advertises on Star Sports asking people watching Star Sports to watch Star Sports. #WC15

— Varun Thakur (@VarunmThakur) February 15, 2015

Kudos to Virat Kohli. It's Not Easy To Perform On Consecutive Days. ;) #HappyValentinesDay#IndvsPak#PakvsInd#IndWins#CWC15#जयहिन्द

— Sir Ravindra Jadeja (@SirJadeja) February 15, 2015

The way Pakistanis are abusing Virat Kohli on Twitter is as if he is a cartoonist #IndvsPak

— IndiaSpeaks (@IndiaSpeaksPR) February 15, 2015

Hipsters in India and Pak tweeting about RSAvZIM, aapki mummy Robert Mugabe ke saath bhaag jaye. #INDvPAK

— cricBC (@cricBC) February 15, 2015

@coolfunnytshirt Gharwapasi for Shikhar was organised by Virat(not hindutva)!

— arpit (@FJ_Underwood) February 15, 2015

We are in the BC era, evident whenever a wicket falls

— Ajith (@ajith27) February 15, 2015

I stand with Akmal

— Overrated Sala (@bhak_sala) February 15, 2015

I think @PMOIndia has chosen the wrong time to tweet.

— kaveri (@ikaveri) February 15, 2015

Pak not missing Kamran Akmal behind the stumps. Umar is dropping catches for him. #IndvsPak

— Roshan (@roshd) February 15, 2015

All roads lead to INDVsPAK Mrg hall turned as mini ground @NameFieldmt@ChennaiConnect@NambaChennaipic.twitter.com/0URgYoh1qO

— Balaji VR (@balaji_vr) February 15, 2015

The Akmals have a hereditary disease in their hands #IndvPak#PakvInd#CWC15pic.twitter.com/iXg4GyyAPB

— Mansoor Ali Khan (@MAKhan_News) February 15, 2015

5 minutes of claps for Yasir who converted a 4 into a 6.

— Overrated Sala (@bhak_sala) February 15, 2015

Behind every successful man there is a woman. Behind every successful batsman there is an Akmal brother. #Akmal#PAKvIND

— AMN (@am_nawazish) February 15, 2015

Irfan 1st spell usually like Ferrari. 2nd & 3rd spell like Tata motor petrol car which someone put diesel in. #PakvsInd

— Nasir Jamshed (@NasirJamshed_) February 15, 2015

Ameer logo ke gharo se bohat shor aa raha hai. Sachin ne chauka maara hoga. #IndvsPak

— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) February 15, 2015

So Pakistan's target is 301, but the real question is: will this unbelievable stat continue? pic.twitter.com/VdbD2PRVNx

— Jimmy Neesham (@JimmyNeesh) February 15, 2015

Afridi has just announced retirement untill the match resumes #IndVsPak#CWC15

— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) February 15, 2015

One the crappiest batting lineups facing one of the shittiest bowling attacks. Unstoppable force meeting an immovable object. #IndiaVsPak

— Mihir Fadnavis (@mihirfadnavis) February 15, 2015

Q: So Dhoni was this win better than sex?

MSD: Dunno..been a long time for both

#IndvsPak

— Roshan (@roshd) February 15, 2015

Remember no matter who wins today, tomorrow will still be a Monday.

— Harpreet Singh (@Harry_Jerry) February 15, 2015

This has been the most one-sided #INDvPAK encounter since Inzamam chased that fan who called him aloo.

— Alt Cricket (@AltCricket) February 15, 2015

Bhai ka, baap ka, dada ka, sabka badla lega re tera yeh Phaijal. 2019 mein. #IndvsPak#PakvsInd#ICCWorldCup2015pic.twitter.com/qgaSYoUyYi

— Abhijit Majumder (@abhijitmajumder) February 15, 2015

Misbah be like "Raham karo Rameez bhai! Ek to haar gaye....uppar se english bhi bulwaoge!"

#IndvsPakpic.twitter.com/2GTYCrIBLl

— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) February 15, 2015

India has won the World Cup. Rest of the matches are formality now.

#IndvsPak

— Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) February 15, 2015

Basically, India arrived in Australia 2 months ago to prepare for this particular match. What commitment! #IndvsPak

— Fake IPL Player (@_fakeiplplayer) February 15, 2015

Ind 250/5

"Wait"

Ind 300

"Wait!"

Pak 100/2

"Waaayyt"

Pak 200/7

"Waaaaait!"

Ind wins.

"Now!!"

Diesel prices increased. pic.twitter.com/UdhjO86vCM

— Anand Ranganathan (@ARangarajan1972) February 15, 2015

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